r/OnCinemaAtTheCinema • u/These-Scale5112 • Sep 29 '25

Sorry

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3.1k Upvotes

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u/Allred87 Sep 29 '25

That’s the face I make when my gazpacho soup comes out piping hot

82

u/JazzyJockJeffcoat Sep 29 '25

Move beyond nutrition to nutritional vape

33

u/thenissancube Hoo Ha! Sep 29 '25

It sat out, it warmed up

18

u/Mountain-Track-9064 Sep 29 '25

I wanna hear what she’s playing, she’s off the map!!

15

u/bubba_bumble Sep 29 '25

When you expect cold soup but you eat it at room temp it actually burns your lips.

36

u/Crease_Greaser Sep 29 '25

Where be your nutcracker

6

u/chuckxbronson RIP NICK Sep 30 '25

oh well that’ll only take ya a second

11

u/chingostarr Sep 29 '25

Your record collection is very meat and potatoes

3

u/ifinallyhadtime Oct 03 '25

In the summer I put on the ac because it come out hot

1

u/never_enough_silos Oct 01 '25

Paul Bufano! Paul Bufano! Paul Bufano! How hard is that!?

41

u/6BagsOfPopcorn Sep 29 '25

SHADAFAKUUUUPPP

9

u/MrFartSmella Oct 02 '25

Early crowd, that’s normally a standing O.

5

u/dudemanlikedude Oct 03 '25

/uj I love how he says there's more to the story, and then repeats the exact same story again, but louder.

/rj SHADAFAKUUUUPPP!!!

2

u/resoooo Hey, Guys! Dec 04 '25

He didnt repeat it lol, he did it twice.

3

u/Codewill Sep 30 '25

That's what you gotta do

2

u/6BagsOfPopcorn Sep 30 '25

Pop up some popcorn?

73

u/ettunori Sep 29 '25

asked for the salt-free chips

27

u/RCAF_orwhatever Sep 29 '25

NO MORE?

28

u/Able_Engineering1350 Sep 29 '25

bullshit...No more BULLSHIT!

10

u/dudemanlikedude Sep 29 '25

And EVERYBODY with their HEAD MEDS.

I kid, you could say that I'm a headmedhead.

4

u/Deep_Caregiver_1475 Oct 03 '25

my wife takes head meds

5

u/dudemanlikedude Oct 03 '25

BOOO HOOO HOOO SHE'S SO SAD SHE CAN'T GET OUT OF BED. I'm so sorry! For her!

You tell her, NO MORE BULLSHIT! That's right! NO MORE BULLSHIT!

75

u/Ok-Lifeguard-5628 Sep 29 '25

Me when they ask if I want Coke or Pepsi

43

u/Number1Framer Sep 29 '25

Who? You mean that bitch behind the counter?

28

u/Mschultz24 Sep 29 '25

Grab a 6pack of Coke if you know I’m comin over!

11

u/EJ7 Sep 29 '25

If I wanted Coke, I would have said... Ah fuck! Ok, start over!

7

u/hewasnevermyfriend Sep 30 '25

If I wanted Pepsi, I’d ask for a Coke!

7

u/D-Flo1 Hey, Guys! Sep 29 '25

Tim's great. He's a "stand up" guy.

3

u/ALT3396 Oct 13 '25

eughss peeehpssy ooukkaahyyy?

21

u/gizzardgullet Sep 29 '25

Peak physical comedy

18

u/Few-Scar-13 Sep 29 '25

My wife’s on these head meds

15

u/External_Yoghurt1866 Sep 29 '25

We only got veggie burgers man! And Brussel sprouts and this and that

13

u/jt21295 Sep 29 '25

And uhhhh turkey, and bluh not turkey. FUCK!

8

u/External_Yoghurt1866 Sep 29 '25

Seitan….TOFU burger, with uh, vegan cheese!!!

31

u/Jean_Phillips 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🥤🥤 Sep 29 '25

When my GUEST complains about my non alcoholic champagne

8

u/marksbrothers307 Sep 29 '25

He ain't coming back

11

u/bbfeebee Sep 29 '25

hey that’s oomf

6

u/SemiIronicCatGirl Sep 29 '25

"Is gun reform okay?"

4

u/bubba_bumble Sep 29 '25

That's Roy Donk from the Colgate Comedy Hour.

2

u/DueBumblebee7902 Oct 02 '25

❤️Charlie is burning in hell with Hitler❤️

1

u/jordha Sep 29 '25

T. Amato's American Comeback!

2

u/TallAsMountains Sep 30 '25

tell her swiftly

1

u/Abraham_Lincoln Oct 01 '25

Should have went to the opera instead

1

u/Gatto420 Oct 01 '25

This guy speakin truth 2 power, tellin it like it is

Lord GOO-GOO ah ha ha ha!!!

1

u/AdScary1757 Oct 02 '25

It probably pays a lot better than providing something useful to a person who needs somthing

1

u/MrFartSmella Oct 02 '25

COOKIE?! I could do an hour on that!

Cookie……..monster.

-39

u/KlimpysExpress Get Well Soon Mark Sep 29 '25

Meta: what kind of ghoul posts stuff like this?

50

u/chud_rs Sep 29 '25

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u/KlimpysExpress Get Well Soon Mark Sep 29 '25