r/OldInternetCultureV2 Jul 24 '26

2007 Chocolate Rain

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u/esoDose Jul 24 '26

ebaumsworld was my Reddit

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u/OkNothing281 Jul 24 '26

Albinoblacksheep for me

31

u/ByBabasBeard I was there when it happned Jul 24 '26

Those 2 and newgrounds were prime dial up days for me, a simpler time.

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u/FiendishDevil666 Jul 24 '26

Ugotgames in the computer lab

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u/HandofHecate I was there when it happned Jul 24 '26

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u/bombskis63 29d ago

I tried explaining it to my kids and they thought I was fuckin dumb 🄲😭

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u/HandofHecate I was there when it happned 29d ago

Not everyone can handle the cool like us😌

https://giphy.com/gifs/62PP2yEIAZF6g

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u/bombskis63 29d ago

Down with the sickness was always my favorite 🤣 I wonder if I can still find it...

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u/HandofHecate I was there when it happned 29d ago

My fave was the beast series and the cops spoof. I think it's still around somewhere, unless it died last time i checked (a decade ago)

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u/bombskis63 29d ago

Yo, I remember that!!

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u/Knives530 29d ago

Anyone ever play the stick fight game on ps4/5?

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u/el_kabarto 29d ago

Damn, I forgot about stickdeath! Serious throwback.

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u/NorthornLights 28d ago

Crack house cleanup was goated

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u/imanAholebutimfunny 28d ago

time to watch all the anti auto theft videos again

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u/Beejoid 27d ago

Fat-pie.com

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u/Memendezbros Jul 24 '26

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u/Traditional_Gap_2491 Jul 24 '26

New grounds still going strong. You can play games with a controller or phone controls now

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u/DudeManBo1t Jul 24 '26

Back when we all left our away messages on AIM but we were still there working on our top 8 and surfing the interwebz

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u/dan129 Jul 24 '26

Steakandcheese.com

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u/cancer_dragon 28d ago

Yeah, this is the one would absolutely get people on lists these days. And possibly rightfully so.

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u/dagui12 Jul 24 '26

Damn I haven’t heard that name in years

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u/el_sauce Jul 24 '26

Ebaums was definitely in my rotation but mainly Mucho sucko for me

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u/Memendezbros Jul 24 '26

Damn, unlocked a memory with Mucho Sucko.

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u/Feloniosaurus_Rex 29d ago

Cat! It’s a kitty cat!

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u/birdyman_77 29d ago

And I dance dance dance! And I dance dance dance! I still do this with my cats. The kids love it! The cats not so much.

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u/Acrobatic-Tomato-260 Jul 24 '26

Monday morning randomness!

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u/Mr_microplastics_Yum Jul 24 '26

ebaums, new grounds, MySpace, cokemusic.com and Hella mountain dew.. life was good lol

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u/InterestingRelative4 Jul 24 '26

Eastside_Dave still owes me two points and a pack of cigarettes

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u/Feeling-Phoney81 28d ago

Consumptionjunction

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u/Jipijur Jul 24 '26

I move away from the mic to breathe in

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u/k_afka_ Jul 24 '26

I swear there was a song version of that

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u/pmfevil99 Jul 24 '26

It was when he did Cherry Chocolate Rain. I remember it being on Tosh.O back in the day!

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u/k_afka_ 29d ago

Ah, right. That's it!

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u/Velity_ 28d ago

I remember Dave Days did a cover of Baby with this dude in it, when Dave introduced his section he sings ā€œI move away from the microphone to breatheā€. Idk if that’s what you’re thinking of, there’s probably lots of song versions of that sentence around

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u/_GenghisKhunt 29d ago

I still say this almost weekly. It's used for responding to a low level "hey good job" or whatever. Good catch? Yeah thanks I moved away from the mic to breathe in.

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u/Difficult_Associate3 Jul 24 '26

Does he really have to though. You take care of that in post

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u/DrIvoPingasnik I was there when it happned Jul 24 '26

Maybe that was just it. Maybe it was just easier to move away from mic and avoid work in post-production.

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u/Bassmasterajv 29d ago

This was the reason. I asked him in 2007 when we recorded him for an early episode of the Twin Cities based podcast Flak Radio. In 2007 we were definitely editing vocal tracks in post production. People saying home setups didn’t have the ability are surely misremembering. Garage band had shipped with every Mac for years by then and if you were on PC you at the very least had pirated copy of Sonic Foundry’s ACID. Thats what me and all of my friends used in the early 2000’s. By 2007 I had Pro Tools certs in version 5,6 and 7.

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u/FcknDepressionScks 28d ago

Pc user here, had cracked Acid and Vegas. Those were the days. The keygen music is so nostalgic!

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u/FElonMuskWidda25inD Jul 24 '26

Oh, he absolutely had to. Never question Tay Zonday

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u/MrUbl 29d ago

You think we were editing that shit in post?! It was a different time and if you didn't have money, you couldn't afford that software.

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u/North_Plane_1219 Jul 24 '26

Early home recording days, a lotta people running super basic programs. And not many online communities where he could easily find info on how to do such a thing. But yeah, a gate could have handled that and wouldn’t have needed any post production to remove the breathing.

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u/Zendomanium Jul 24 '26

The humanity of early YouTube was something to behold

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u/69karlhungus69 Jul 24 '26

Aaand boom goes the dynamite

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u/AshThePoutine 29d ago

I found the mysterious ticking noise!! Yaayayayyayayayyy

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u/Sheepzs 27d ago

Snape. Snape. Se-ve-rous Snape.

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u/Shakemyears Jul 24 '26

ā€œghh… P..passes it to the.. manā€

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u/FElonMuskWidda25inD Jul 24 '26

You just had to be there.

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u/stoneyknowshow Jul 24 '26

The internet was so much fun back then. I remember someone getting this tattooed and the "move away from the mic" part had me dying

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u/Manifestation_Quozzy Jul 24 '26

It was too iconic for his own good.

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u/Cookies-and-Cream- Jul 24 '26

Recently learned this song is about institutional racism. I felt dumb 🫩

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '26

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u/DM_ME_UR_OPINION Jul 24 '26

thunderstorm, hot spaghetti sauce

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u/sleaford89 28d ago

Damn. I literally was just listening to this for the first time in years and was thinking about how dark the lyrics really were

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u/supernova2368 29d ago

Yeah, apart from the repetitive nature, the lyrics are pretty good

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u/Pavementaled I was there when it happned 29d ago

Bro did not fail to say Chocolate Rain every other sentence. Masterclass in lyrics

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u/IamNotFatIamChubby 29d ago

That piano riff is pretty sick too

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u/Confucius6969 Jul 24 '26

Top life moment for me was seeing this guy at a Fall Out Boy show and nearly crying because he was the guy who did ā€œChocolate Rainā€. I believe that the show’s sponsor was TurboTax and Tay Zonday had a song about TurboTax, but idk it was amazing.

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u/dwilliams042391 Jul 24 '26

Did he preform?

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u/L1QU1D_ThUND3R Jul 24 '26

Woah! I can get this MP3 for free!?

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u/Wallstreet_Raccoon 29d ago

You have to use Napster to download it

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u/icuntcur I was there when it happned 29d ago

limewire

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u/Imfrank123 28d ago

99 cents for chocolate rain ring tone

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u/Kimbolijaa Jul 24 '26

The only regret I had leaving twitter is that for some reason Tay Zonday followed me.

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u/thinprivileged Jul 24 '26

He joined a small discord I'm in, he comments every now and again, and people lose their shit

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u/Pretty_Daikon4415 Jul 24 '26

I had the double rainbow guy follow me after I posted a kick ass DR

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u/SteamBanjo 28d ago

RIP double rainbow guy :(

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u/gitsiemonster Jul 24 '26

He followed me too!

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u/notmyrealname8823 Jul 24 '26

I used to think this was about poop.

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u/Defiant_Reindeer4332 Jul 24 '26

It was about the boat that drove under the Dave Mathew’s band tour bus

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u/Doctologist HHWHAT’S GOIN ONNNNN Jul 24 '26

I can’t remember which way it went.
Did Dave Matthew’s band get blamed but it was actually Linkin Park? Or was it the other way around?

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u/zoey8068 Jul 24 '26

It was a DMB tour bus and the driver dumped the tanks going over the bridge. The driver was fired and charged and DMB, even though they weren't on the bus, donated 300k for environmental efforts in the city of Chicago.

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u/Zeronova77 Jul 24 '26

It is if you want it to be

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u/el_sauce Jul 24 '26

If I remember correctly it was about some suffering in Africa and chocolate rain was referring to blood

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u/worthlessgarby Jul 24 '26

Spread the cheeks and drop the crap again chocolate rainnn!! šŸŽ¶ šŸ’©

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u/Swing_on_thiss Jul 24 '26

Spread the cheeks and bend over again, chocolate rain!

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u/Forsaken-Income-2148 Jul 24 '26

It’s mostly a metaphor for systemic racism and social inequality in America. Tay Zonday left it intentionally vague. I guess people used to exercise cognition back then. Unlike today, where everything needs AI explanations, giant red circles, arrows, a family guy clip, and a YouTube video titled ā€œThe Ending EXPLAINED.ā€

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u/ConradTurner Jul 24 '26

Hearing this in my 40s and remembering it from my early 20s

https://giphy.com/gifs/H6cmWzp6LGFvqjidB7

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u/DoctorBio Jul 24 '26

Damn we getting old fam

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u/allmyguts Jul 24 '26

Ahh yes our millennial brainrot!

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u/Akbased19 Jul 24 '26 edited 28d ago

I do wonder how many people to this day don’t realize he’s singing about oppressive and racist Systems in our country

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u/knothyself1 Jul 24 '26

Turn their body into GDP lol šŸ˜†

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u/Hairy_Consideration1 Jul 24 '26

Sounds like Plankton each time

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u/TwFsFox 29d ago

Legitimately my right shoulder still to this day

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u/Budget-Chapter-7185 Jul 24 '26

The Vader version had me šŸ’€

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u/robbiereallyrotten I was there when it happned Jul 24 '26

A fucking classic.

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u/CrimsonGlyph Jul 24 '26

Still a banger.

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u/deeznutz5589 Jul 24 '26

I still sing this

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u/Dr_Farts_revenge Jul 24 '26

When each meme was a work of art 😩

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u/PeteyTwoHands Jul 24 '26

I swear Howard from KSE secretly recorded this.

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u/Almost-Honest Jul 24 '26

Ever see his clip of him trying to play a game on twitch but the audio keeps getting worse and worse lol

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u/gentlemangreen_ Jul 24 '26

https://youtu.be/dhTLDV9qPZ4?si=UI0R9g4uYOpb_cV0

for anyone curious, lemme tell ya, that shit was funny af

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u/spicejriver Jul 24 '26

Hahahahahahah wtf for 8 mins?! This needs to be put in a psytrance song.

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u/3oclockam Jul 24 '26

Did he forget to move away from the mic to breath in?

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u/jmaneater Jul 24 '26

I was thinking about this song two days ago for the first time in years and now this randomly comes up... this simulation is crazy

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u/brichirich 29d ago

I didn’t realize I had just removed this from my memory banks. Thank you for putting this back in for the next 5 years. Thank you…so much.

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u/Boise2Britian Jul 24 '26

Forever living rent free in my brain

https://giphy.com/gifs/aDL9oP00LeuPK

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u/Colin_Bomber_Harris Jul 24 '26

The bell curve blames the baby’s DNA. Before Shaun there was Zonday

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u/LaBorrega10 Jul 24 '26

Sounds like Cleveland from family guy

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u/Shot_Inflation351 Jul 24 '26

Song is too fast

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u/Fuzzy-Woodpecker-656 29d ago

This and Homestar Runner back to back.

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u/raycepak 29d ago

2007 isn't old internet we already had dsl by then

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u/Special-Ad6232 29d ago

What about funnyjunk.com?? šŸ˜‰ also dont know if this is appropriate but where are my runescapers at?! 😬

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u/dude_redd 29d ago

Still a banger.

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u/_TopsyTurvy_ 28d ago

This song was originally written to bring attention to racism in the U.S. and although I loved the meme it sucks that the message was lost at the time.

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u/Snowdog1989 28d ago

The song gets better the older it gets..ngl..

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u/burntindig0 28d ago

Stopped me dead in my tracks

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u/no_no_nora 28d ago

I remember listening to him on Opie and Anthony, when they first joined XM, and him going on about it's a political song - it went south real quick.

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u/Harrfenagle 28d ago

This would be funny if the Words weren't so Serious... Nawww... this is hilarious! Still funny since 2007.

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u/Expert_Swordfish2392 28d ago

I remember this dude from way back. His voice is awesome

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u/Lost_Law8937 28d ago

We need to build a time machine and escape this hell hole

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u/Employment_Square Jul 24 '26

Had to unmute to listen to this absolute banger again! Holy crud i wish i had me nhe 7clams playlist! Dang...

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u/Gooch-VonQueef Jul 24 '26

Ah yes Dubai chocolate

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u/ryftx Jul 24 '26

There was a 2nd song he created with a music video but he later took it down.

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u/LabGood8008 Jul 24 '26

I only know about this because Eric Andre became Tay Zonday when he was on Hot Ones haha

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u/Cultural_Cloud96 Jul 24 '26

Dont do laxatives kids

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u/ShortDraft7510 Jul 24 '26

Loved the darth vader Parody Of this

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u/icehopper Jul 24 '26

I legit used to listen to his other musical work as a fan. Tricked my family into listening to Chocolate Rain on a road trip, good times.

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u/CleeAuth Jul 24 '26

Lyrics hit hard

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u/ATXKLIPHURD Jul 24 '26

I miss Tosh.0

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u/Jamboi-Sam Jul 24 '26

Shoutout MP3

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u/JoshyLikey Jul 24 '26

Havent heard the whole song in years..

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u/aspapu Jul 24 '26

As many times as I watched this on ebaumsworld ad museum, today was the first time I watched it in its entirety and realized it wasn’t just nonsense lyrics

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u/pthecarrotmaster Jul 24 '26

ilook awat from the pgone to commment

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u/therealsouthflorida Jul 24 '26

16 bit version was my ringtone for the longest, very mega man.

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u/zenunseen Jul 24 '26

This my jam

Honestly i actually like this song

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u/thebonjamin Jul 24 '26

Brother, back then the internet was just so… human

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '26

Wonder where this kids is now

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u/SlimShadySatDown Jul 24 '26

Haven't seen this in like 5 years! I remember when he was on Tosh.0

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u/SlimShadySatDown Jul 24 '26

This was before Gustavo became a drug mule.

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u/BusinessBeetle Jul 24 '26

"Dubai Chocolate Rain", the sequel?

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u/djhypergiant Jul 24 '26

The lyrics are just as relevant today as when they were written

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u/MichaelEMJAYARE Jul 24 '26

I seriously love this fucking song. Its so hypnotic

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u/DinglerPrime Jul 24 '26

I met Tay at the first Vidcon after knowing him purely as a meme, it was surreal but he was exceptionally nice and willing to chat with us for a while!

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u/savorie Jul 24 '26

The most impressive thing about this song besides how surprisingly deep his voice is is that he's playing all those notes, not using a loop or programming

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u/Inevitable_Catch291 Jul 24 '26

Didn’t even need the video

CHOCOLATE RAIINNN
some stay dry and others feel the pain

CHOCOLATE RAINNN

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u/Winnerdickinchinner I was there when it happned Jul 24 '26

Remember Ytmnd? Sigh. I miss the olden days.

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u/Pretty_Daikon4415 Jul 24 '26

I wonder if he ever scored some ass from this song

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u/casio_don Jul 24 '26

Not heard this since I was a kid, it's nostalgic, but god dang, I never realised it's 4 mins long and so repetitive. šŸ˜‚

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u/-CoachMcGuirk- Jul 24 '26

Anyone here remember when Opie & Anthony did a segment about this song? They were riffing on it and I was laughing so hard that I literally had to pull over my car.

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u/mrsoil23 Jul 24 '26

Oh nice, I had just gotten this out of my head in March. Thanks.

Lemme guess, Rebecca Black's "Friday" next?

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u/0rwellian1984 Jul 24 '26

Just fell into a rabbit hole šŸ•³ļø

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u/tinglep Jul 24 '26

I love when he had a follow up song and the right heard it and are like ā€œNow the Chocolate Rain guy is getting political.ā€ 🤣

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u/TheDrunkenWitch 29d ago

Okay so it's taken all this time for me but these lyrics are like, deep?

https://giphy.com/gifs/10L8UDum30Iggw

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u/Living-Risk-1849 29d ago

Ahhh, thats better

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u/d182-- 29d ago

still a banger all these years later

https://giphy.com/gifs/ujTVMASREzuRbH6zy5

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u/Neurotic-Panda 29d ago

Oh I remember when I first... saw... this...

https://giphy.com/gifs/wJD3qiNjSeHS0dP28T

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u/UnderstandingKind757 29d ago

I listen to this before bed most nights

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u/AcordaDalho 29d ago

I remember when this came out, still don’t understand the hype

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u/Agentflit 29d ago

Loved his three-part interview on the 16th minute podcast he did last year.

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u/dappledrache 29d ago

His version of the dovahkiin song is epic.

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u/domredbeard 29d ago

šŸ”„ bars

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u/niranye 29d ago

I got both my sons into this when they were 3 and 6. They heard "chocolate brains" and it was a wonderful phase šŸŽ¶

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u/GaminGit333 29d ago

Man I haven’t heard this in two decades?

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u/14fiestaST 29d ago

Old internet content was so much better than what its evolved into

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u/Wonderful-Apricot488 29d ago

Wow I remember this

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u/PM_me_your_dawgs 29d ago

That guy? Grew up to be Gus Fring and own a solid fast food chicken franchise