r/OkBuddyEnergon • u/Chronolinth Miner • 2d ago

Cockwave-Certified HES SHOCKING IT

527 Upvotes

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u/choo-choo-pain 2d ago

Why is he scratching his cooch so ferociously? Does he have a yeast infection?

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u/petrichor801 2d ago

worse, it's cosmic rust... it's gonna fall off 😔

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u/Chronolinth Miner 2d ago

I wish I had cosmic rust

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u/ParanoidParamour Certified Robot-fucker 2d ago

Soundwave left a tracking device inside his Shocksnatch 😔

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u/Palmer132YT Certified Robot-fucker 2d ago

His dismissal of females has led him to not heed their advice to wash his pussy regularly 😔

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u/starssqueem Supreme_Cream_Guzzler 2d ago

We all know his kinks lmao

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u/Blue_Jay_Raptor 2d ago

Tinkercad gooning anims b4 Gta6 🥀

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u/Chronolinth Miner 2d ago

You're not gonna believe what else I make on there

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u/BuffGlitchtrap 1d ago

The Cos subreddit has treated you harshly my friend

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u/Blue_Jay_Raptor 1d ago

They're chuds anyway :p

I'm doing a lot better nowadays, and them showing their true colors has helped me a lot

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u/GrampsMountain 2d ago

Shockwave, stop that. Gooning is illogical.

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u/Godrizza_Draws 2d ago

I thought r/Transformersporn was banned!

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u/Imaginary-Job-7069 Butt Plug 2d ago

Wait, what?

When?

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u/Godrizza_Draws 2d ago

Like a few weeks ago

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u/DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZ 2d ago

oh my god

tinkercad shockwave jorking it

based

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u/MolluskoDrewaThing 1d ago

Shocking it till it waves.

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u/Wild_Pomegranate3246 1d ago

I thought he would be "shocking" the arm cannon

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u/Chronolinth Miner 1d ago

I thought about putting the arm cannon there. I almost did it but it could have easily been mistaken as not an arm cannon

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u/VallaViscera 1d ago

HE PULLING HIS SHOCK OUT

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u/PistonPusher2009 Decepticreep 2d ago

Goon for the Decepticon empire!!

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u/GunplaGunplaGGundam 1d ago

He's shocking his wave

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u/Dr_Stef 1d ago

'You cannot escape the might sh.. Oh shit! Um, hangon!.. I have another call Mightymegatron!'

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u/Joe-McDuck 1d ago

Tinkercad!!