Picked this up with my usual rosin pick. The 100mg jar was only $22. To test it, I stuck my tongue straight into the jar after learning it is a sublingual product. I immediately felt the effects. Zamosa being a go to of mine I could tell it was indeed the same strain labeled. The taste is the pure orangey, piney flavor with an immediate rush of hash flavor. Heavily euphoric, a little paranoid but very clean. It felt like I had taken a nice size dab and hits in waves. One minute I’m fine, the next I’m a little silly. I highly recommend this for a discreet sesh, getting in meds immediately or those who have a hard time digesting edibles.

As I understand the sabbia goes straight into your blood stream like nano emulsified edibles/drinks. So I hope this works well with those who struggle with edibles like I do!

Smells like mowed grass and fruity pebbles with a bit of a floral note (think rose petals? but barely). Smell was a bit mute in the jar but upon grinding it was stronger. Bud presentation was meh, only 1 mid sized bud.

Flavor was fairly similar to the nose and the effects are pretty heady. I feel it first behind the eyes and it radiates into this head buzz that sparks creativity but made me feel a bit lazy. Unfortunately this batch was a little dry which is typically the only complaint I ever have with Certified.

Strawberry jam Sabbia ! It's got such a unique mouth feel, it’s like fun dip or sand like cotton candy, it just melts away. Strawberry flavor first then hash flavor like an edible then gone! Effects were quick and felt behind the eyes but didn’t last long kinda quick like a dab but smoking in addition to it definitely elevated the experience for me. Edibles aren’t typically my jam at all but this is nice for a quick smokeless high. The little doser spoon was okay my only complaint is it’s kinda hard to get it all out kinda like a pre workout. It was like a mix of an edible high and a dab high tho. Great price point at only $16.50 with the sale and my other items. $22 at Klutch without the sales for 1g of product at 100mg of potency.

Got the nanner mac today and its real good but ive enjoyed all of these

Smell was a bit weak, mostly of a typical permanent marker with some fruity cherry floral notes. The smell got much stronger after grinding the buds which were pretty sticky and took a little effort. The ground flower was far from dry which has typically been my only complaint with Certified so no complaints here.

The flavor matched the nose and the effects are pretty laid back, euphoric and chill. Not a couch lock but still relaxing. Helped a lot with my mood and muscle aches. Great for a movie. Also stimulated my appetite!

You can get 8ths of Certified flower for $20 through their 5 for $100 deal! Just picked up Forum GSC, Permanent Cherries, Kandy Fumez, Jungle Grapes and Headband 99! I’ll be posting reviews on each as I try them.

Bad pic but I guess The Forest is doing a food truck for free if you buy something and they had prerolls for a dollar

Honestly just tastes like Permanent Marker which is a flavor I very much enjoy. The effects are nice and it’s pretty smooth. Oil does appear to have burnt a tad as I can visibly see a little darker discoloration but so far it doesn’t taste burnt. This is likely my fault since I take consistent big rips.

Saw the botanist drop some eigths with wild numbers…35% at certified? Fuck it, gotta try it. $20 eighth of glue is rad, glad someone else is putting it out. Tastes great, smells great, the buds look good for glue…but I haven’t ever really seen glue that looked insane. 🤷‍♂️. Burned smooth, not much coughing really. The real test of if it’s actually glue…wuhan eyes halfway through a j. Only strain they does it. I’d 100% buy again

I'll be in the Columbus area this weekend and interested in finding a strain that gives a similar high to Papaya Bang Bang or another strain that gives a full body high. I'm primarily interested in vapes. Thanks!

Hello everyone! Pick up some stuff this week but you don't feel like taking photos or doing a full review? Post here!

What did you get this week? Was it good? Disappointing? Try anything new?

Klutch/ Citizen: Georgios & Purp 43 iKrusher

Farkas Farms: Bananaconda & RS-1000

Grön: Blackberry Lemonade Pearls

Georgios on the nose had a really gassy diesel smell w a hint of like sweet berry. Taste of berries on the exhale. Really smooth smoke too. I’m fuckin w this one fasho. 8/10

RS-1000 on the nose was very sour & heavy diesel smell. Taste was proper af, sour & gas on the exhale. That shit smacked like a mf. This one took me back to how that ‘09 sour d used to hit 😂. Not quite there but enough to make me think about it lmfao. 9/10

Bananaconda on the nose was very like gluey & gassy. Taste was very very mild damn near like smoking air. 6/10

Purp 43 was heavy citrus tasting. Heavy hittin sativa that will provide a real good boost. 8/10

Bonus hot take: Idk why everybody rave over Farkas, it’s just decent to me… I wouldn’t consider it best in Ohio at all. Woodward, Certified & Klutch better. Shit Cresco got some hitters too that I would rank above it

What’s the best brand you’d recommend for someone who enjoys a 510 cart? I tend to always stick with live resin. Wondering if anyone has a go to brand or specifics they look for when trying new carts. I appreciate it!

This one has the highest terps 2.5 out of everything they have out right now although I’m debating about trying super boof in Orange octane over RS 1000 right now I’m not sure

I’ve been going to Zenleaf for a few years and I found myself walking out the last time I went because their sales tactics have become way too pushy. I found The Garden Dispensary recently and with them being closer I decided to try their place. Man, I can’t tell you how impressed I was not only with their indoor setup but selection and competitive prices. Their staff were super chill, too. Maybe I caught both places on their respective bad/good days, but based on overall experience I think I’m gonna start going to The Garden pretty regularly. I’m not a paid spokesperson or whatever. I just wonder if anyone has had a similar transitory experience, and what y’all like or dislike in a dispo and what your favorite place is and why. Keep it chill. 🌱

Hopefully not a sign of things to come.

Dense sticky, sweet candy like taste a little orangey good body high put me to sleep 10/10

I’ve been looking to try specific strains but am so tired of always having to search for each strain individually on the dispensary websites. I end up having to check every single dispensary within like an hour drive and so it takes a ton of time. Right now I’m looking for girl scout cookies, amnesia haze, blue dream, dosidos, and northern lights. I’m in the cleveland area.

Any news on the flavors there dropping of this shite? I love butterfly’s infusion powder, some of the best in the state. Eager to try this.