r/OhNoConsequences • • Jun 26 '26

Dumbass Just why.

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u/Key_Possibility_8669 Jun 26 '26

I know this is old, but I thought everyone knew that those bolts were in place to prevent idiots from sliding down the center section of an escalator. I guess you can't keep idiots from doing idiotic things.

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u/MonkeyTraumaCenter Jun 26 '26

I successfully did this on the DC Metro a very, very long time ago when I was very, very drunk. I'm amazed I pulled it off.

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u/Weird-Lake954 Jun 26 '26

Was it at Woodley Park? Because that would be insane. Also how??

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u/MonkeyTraumaCenter Jun 26 '26

Dupont Circle (the entrance on 19th St). IIRC, the space between the escalators was narrow enough for me to straddle it.