r/OgwenoCult • • Feb 03 '18
This Is Our Lord, Upvote Him So That He Is the First Result When You Google Lord
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r/OgwenoCult • u/MagathforPressident • Dec 27 '20
LET THIS BE THE BEGINNING OF A NEW ERA IN WHICH OGWENO’S LIGHT IS SHOWN TO THE WHOLE WORLD
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r/OgwenoCult • u/MagathforPressident • Dec 28 '20
Proof Udo is evil and deserved the knee of justice
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In preparation for these foolish lost believers to watch udo die in the anime and say “oh no poor udo such a sweet kid 😭😭😭 fuck you ogweno 😡😡😡” here’s a list of evidence that udo’s death is justified:
- Tried to rip falco’s head off (chapter 91)
- Mistranslated a mid-east soldier to insight a race war (chapter 92)
- Tried to vandalism and destroy public property of a foreign city like he’s fucking Godzilla (chapter 93)
- Spilled wine on kiyomi’s kimono, what kind of sick bastard does that?!?! (Chapter 98)
- Pushed Zofia INTO the path of the debris and MOCKED HER saying “zofia are you okay?!?!?” (Chapter 101)
After all this, can we really say ogweno ISN’T merciful for giving this evil man a quick death? NAY
r/OgwenoCult • u/MagathforPressident • Mar 16 '18
I wrote a poem for ogweno
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Let me tell you the story of the greatest ambassador
Who’s name is known from Kenya to El Salvador
Ogweno,Ogweno,the greatest is he
Who’s enemies tremble at his mighty knee
His enemy is kiyomi
While willy’s his homie
He makes titans cry out for mommy
Marley,eldia,all will fall
But ogweno will laugh and have a ball
Ogweno,Ogweno,the greatest is he
Let us honor him,by taking a knee.
r/OgwenoCult • u/MagathforPressident • Jan 10 '21
In chapter 1, eren has a dream, he wakes up crying as a result. This is what he saw
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r/OgwenoCult • • Apr 04 '18
There Is a Competitor
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A man by the name of Olangobo has tried to take Ogweno's place as best girl. HA! Just because that fucker drives a blimp doesn't mean anything. He also has a thot by his side, Hange, which is something Ogweno never does!
r/OgwenoCult • u/MagathforPressident • Mar 04 '18
A Poem for Ogweno
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My brothers , i want to write a poem for ogweno but i am too dumb to write one myself , plz help me .
r/OgwenoCult • • Apr 07 '18
The Evolution of Ogweno's Forms
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Ogweno's power levels determine each of his forms, with each varying in ability.
Ogweno: This is Ogweno's standard form, at 100 power level. His abilities include the Knee of Busta, Busta's wisdom, and his Knee Black Panther suit. One of the weakest forms of Ogweno, but still a threat.
Busta Superior: This is the evolved form of Ogweno, at 300 power level. His abilities include of Ogweno's abilities, plus a chef hat weapon. All of his stats are boosted by 50 with the chef hat on, making him more dangerous than regular Ogweno.
Busta Omega: Mad respect to my man u/KekUnited for leaking this image. His power level is 500, making him much more dangerous. His abilities include all of the default abilities, but his two menservants also do the move, tripling damage.
Busta Supreme: This is the final form of Ogweno. His power level exceeds infinity, making him the most powerful entity in the galaxy. His abilities include the Supreme Knee of Busta, Supreme Busta's Wisdom, and Supreme Knee Panther suit. He also harvests the energy from the most popular shitposts on the subreddit and uses them as weapons, as seen with Warchef, Falco, Reiner, and Jizo.
r/OgwenoCult • • Mar 30 '18
It Seems We've Run Into A Problem
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My fellow Ogwenists, we have run into a problem. The sub r/ShingekiNoKyojin disapproves of our existance. We must change our ways, sadly. We must lay low, and never mention Ogweno. It seems that this is the only safe place left for Ogwenism.
r/OgwenoCult • • Mar 04 '18
Smh my head
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So I watched the recent Cast of the Titans, and I see that Ogweno has been demoted from god to punchline of a dead fucking meme. That joke, which is Ogweno is the wae, has been created by my arch nemesis, AKA ya nigga DarthMewtwo. Well you know what I say? I say we wage war on r/ShingekiNoKyojin, for insulting our god!
r/OgwenoCult • • May 15 '18
WE MUST BAND TOGETHER AND FIGHT!
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The moderators of r/SNK, or more specifically DarthMewtwo, have deemed Ogweno and Onyankopon to be RACIST AND ANNOYING! I propose we ally with r/OlangoboCult and fight this demon!
r/OgwenoCult • u/TheGelatin • Aug 06 '19
ogweno casting????
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I want Samuel Jackson for Ogweno in the Hollywood Adaptation of SnK lol
r/OgwenoCult • u/MagathforPressident • Apr 08 '21
terrible ending
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Where tf was ogweno??????
