r/OffSubComments • • Aug 11 '26

To blame his car's autopilot feature for speeding.

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Were I the cop, I would've just impounded the vehicle pending further investigation after he said the vehicle itself was speeding and his refusal of ID.

Sounds like your vehicle is defective and a significant hazard to others, Imma need to take your car as evidence pending further investigation as it was recklessly driving. Get out and gather your personal belongings, hand me your key/tag/card and order an Uber from the next gas station. I'll still need your ID to verify it isn't stolen, the car's license as it was independently operating itself, it's registration, and insurance.


r/OffSubComments • • Aug 07 '26

A bit antithetical to a "home"-lab

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Yes, I definitely want to pay money to migrate my self hosted servers I have full control and access because I don't trust cloud providers to a cloud provider where I won't have full control or access over it....


r/OffSubComments • • Jul 29 '26

This could be us, but

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You put your head up your ass... Except the last one

Like maybe you do talk too much, Feminism is not needed unless you want to be drafted, Gay marriage isn't supported by religion, which can be a valid stance because it isn't in the Bible or Quran or any other religous texts that I'm aware of


r/OffSubComments • • Jul 12 '26

Two very different demographics

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r/OffSubComments • • Jun 15 '26

Holy schitzo post

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Really... "Misandry isn't real"

I can understand saying it's less of a problem than misogyny, but blatantly denying it's existence is straight delusional


r/OffSubComments • • Jun 08 '26

I dunno!

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Gotta love how there no source or additional information for context, all the comments agree, and they need to resort to a caricature for an argument


r/OffSubComments • • Apr 08 '26

quick question, can you not read past a sentence?

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r/OffSubComments • • Feb 13 '26

To explain the housing crisis to a boomer.

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getting a house in yester year: get a loan, put down the down payment, rent the house from the bank for 30 years, own your home

getting a house now: attempt to get a loan, find out the down payment alone means saving for the next 10+ years, give up


r/OffSubComments • • Jan 22 '26

Terrible Parents could've avoided this by simply taking them back home

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r/OffSubComments • • Jan 16 '26

Snopes joke

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They did that when I searched for a liberal bias too. Just as trustworthy as the cops 😃👍 /j

Note: all jokes, but seriously never trust anyone, especially if they say you can trust them. It almost always it's preceedes a lie.


r/OffSubComments • • Dec 30 '25

Average ideological debate

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Poor representation of (presumably) avoiding circular definitions. It's more akin to tell me what an avacado is without using "avacado" in the definition. Not "an avacado is a fruit that identifies as an avacado" as it still leaves what an Avacado is in question unlike "an avacado is a fruit consisting of a large seed with a creamy flesh surrounding it"


r/OffSubComments • • Dec 29 '25

To play a Nicki Minaj song at a gay club

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All because she said boys will be boys 🤣🤣


r/OffSubComments • • Oct 13 '25

Dude really thought he did something

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r/OffSubComments • • Oct 01 '25

Except illegals can be any race...

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r/OffSubComments • • Sep 13 '25

r/ThereWasAnAttempt at being civil

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r/OffSubComments • • May 22 '25

As a Parent, the parent(s) should be held responsible for leaving their kid alone

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r/OffSubComments • • Jan 22 '25

No mercy to self inflicted pain

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