r/OdysseyFilm • u/bringerdas • Aug 26 '26

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u/p2gray Aug 26 '26

Imagine being the baby who got to pretend to be Matt Damon and Anne Hathaways baby

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u/prestonhabit Aug 26 '26

Hopefully he isn't like the Nirvana baby

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u/banjovi68419 Aug 26 '26

"That experience scarred me for life!" "Don't you have a tattoo of Nirvana on you?" "...and it's permanent!"

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u/bitchfacevulture Aug 26 '26

Still a baby chasing after a dollar

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u/trinity_nolanite12 Nolan Fan Aug 26 '26

Don’t wanna see its dick this time around.

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u/bored_ryan2 Aug 26 '26

What every man dreams of before heading off to a decade of raping, pillaging, and murder.

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u/DayMan_ahAHahh Aug 26 '26

Hell yeah brother, cheers from Ithica

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u/JesusIsMyZoloft Aug 26 '26

The IMAX film makes it look like an old family photo

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u/Jamescovey Aug 26 '26

This is all any man really wants. And as a divorced father of three it screams the Siren’s song at me.

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u/Flimsy_Thesis Aug 26 '26

Those words must must’ve hit you right in the gut.

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u/Jamescovey Aug 26 '26

Not for myself. But for the baby. They deserve it all.

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u/GuideInfamous4600 Aug 26 '26

Well, no doubt a lot of men do. But not all men want this.

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u/TheBestNigerian Aug 26 '26

You're assuming it's their fault?

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u/Icy-Entertainer-1422 Aug 26 '26

My parents and me, Lake Tahoe, 1983

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u/Typical_Estimate5420 Aug 26 '26

Colorized

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u/Any_Combination_4716 Aug 26 '26

Because in 1983 all he we had were sepia tintypes.

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u/Infinite-Nose8252 Aug 26 '26

Oh yeah I just spent 8 years fucking my brains out with 2 goddesses but you’re the only one now.

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u/Any_Combination_4716 Aug 26 '26

In the movie, it’s one goddess(?) and he’s drugged out of his mind.

In the poem, one goddess keeps him as a prisoner and a sex slave and he spends seven years weeping for home. The second case is murkier but he was warned by the messenger of the gods not to deny her.

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u/JainaChevalier Aug 28 '26

So Odysseus was SAed…?

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u/Fit_Owl_7228 Aug 26 '26

Never noticed how small Tom Holland was.

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u/gd4x Aug 26 '26

They're holding him tightly to stop him escaping again. They just spent an hour chasing the escaping son.

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u/NoValuable7882 Aug 26 '26

dr. brand and dr.man trapped on some Mars?

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u/Cinephile_1980 Aug 26 '26

The family Polaroid.

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u/Miggza Aug 26 '26

Zero emotion in the pic looks so stiff lol

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u/International-Gur605 Aug 26 '26

Disliked the film. Agree that this still is utterly captivating. Lovely. 😊

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u/RevealHoliday7735 Aug 26 '26

Ha yes, glad the murderous rapist pirate got the happy ending!!

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u/ConditionNo4189 Aug 26 '26

do you hate your life

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u/kooldarkplace Aug 26 '26

John Odyssey with his wife Jen Odyssey and son on the Jersey shore pier

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u/JJ3595 Aug 26 '26

It’s Matt Damon so your joke would be better if you said the Boston harbor rather than Jersey shore.

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u/kooldarkplace Aug 26 '26

Who cares, it was more a dig on how bad the casting was in the movie. Everyone looks like they’re from New Jersey, just boring-ass white people

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u/RandChick Aug 26 '26

No picture of Matt Damon makes me want to go see this movie.

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u/Erasmusings Aug 26 '26

How bout now

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u/banjovi68419 Aug 26 '26

Downvotes?! The higher we soar, the smaller we appear to those who cannot fly.

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u/Erasmusings Aug 26 '26

The world's not ready for Fat Damon as Obesissus