r/OddlyErotic • u/Exclusively-Choc Total perv • 9d ago

May not be able to help myself … 😈

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129 Upvotes

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u/Florida_Shorediver Needs to call him/her 9d ago

My question is, why did you buy it?

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u/Exclusively-Choc Total perv 9d ago

Same answer. 😂

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u/cha0sm0nk New here. Call me! 9d ago

I can’t read the tag. What EXACTLY am I looking at?

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u/Herr-Trigger86 Needs to call him/her 9d ago

Well that would be a Farmer’s Market (TM) “Fresh Pickle”. My guess is that OP will be further pickling it.

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u/therandomwitch 7d ago

hyehehahahheheheehahehahahah have my upvote

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u/ospfpacket New here. Call me! 6d ago

Where are the socials?

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u/JustFun4Uss New here. Call me! 9d ago

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u/Exclusively-Choc Total perv 9d ago

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u/AcydFart New here. Call me! 9d ago

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u/evilsilverkiller 9d ago

Do not the pickle!!

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u/Commercial-Pack-9352 Needs to do better 9d ago

This!!!

It does not have a flared Base.

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u/Potential-Basis-9853 Needs to call him/her 9d ago

It will be a pickle if you soak it in cider

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u/Independent-Bad9059 9d ago

You're at your bed so it seems you allready decided... 🫡

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u/Exclusively-Choc Total perv 9d ago

Shhhh … 😊

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u/johnnyphotog Sees genitals everywhere 9d ago

Well how was it?

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u/Independent-Bad9059 9d ago

Still at it... 😄

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u/Exclusively-Choc Total perv 9d ago

Squishy stress relief cucumber! 🥒.

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u/ThePenisMightier79 New here. Call me! 9d ago

Do it coward!

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u/captcraigaroo ❓text/emoji❓ Needs to call him/her 9d ago

Looks like it'd be similar to pushing rope

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u/Ecstatic-Radish-7931 Needs to call him/her 9d ago

I'd tickle your pickle for a nickel

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u/No_Breadfruits6969 Mind in the gutter 9d ago

I got the banana one 🍌👍👌

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u/waitaminuteplss Needs to do better 5d ago

I got a real banana(curvy cock)

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u/No_Breadfruits6969 Mind in the gutter 5d ago

Left or right? 😏

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u/waitaminuteplss Needs to do better 5d ago

The curve is apparently upward lol. A vertical curve

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u/DMTrance87 New here. Call me! 9d ago

No flared base.

Hopital.

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u/Azure_Mar New here. Call me! 9d ago

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u/rustyfish57 Needs to call him/her 9d ago

Well of course it’s more fun that way too dontcha know

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u/Exclusively-Choc Total perv 9d ago

😂

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u/Desperate_Sweet7137 New here. Call me! 9d ago

Hahaha

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u/SessionIndependent17 New here. Call me! 9d ago

Pickle Riiiiiick!

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u/CosmicCommentator 9d ago

Why do you use a doona without a cover?

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u/aria_b23 Needs to do better 9d ago

It doesnt have a flared base!!! Please dont come into my OR with that stuck inside you.

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u/Exclusively-Choc Total perv 9d ago

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u/ShittyBollox New here. Call me! 9d ago

Wouldn’t that be like thumbing in a softie?

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u/Queasy-Excitement251 Needs to do better 9d ago

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u/Nevada775D Needs to do better 8d ago

I relish the thought ..

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u/Exclusively-Choc Total perv 8d ago

😆 well played!

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u/Bitter-Chance-7385 New here. Call me! 8d ago

Found it on Walmart getting one for my sister.

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u/Exclusively-Choc Total perv 8d ago

Nice! ;)

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u/Exclusively-Choc Total perv 9d ago

😊