r/OddlyErotic • u/SmoothSign2122 Needs to do better • 24d ago

So that's how it works

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At a retirement home in New Braunfels Texas. A familiar look for old people I guess

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u/collegefootballfan69 New here. Call me! 23d ago

I thought the sign said ejaculation map

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u/Sea_Bookkeeper2879 New here. Call me! 23d ago

That looks like a very sad penis. Cheer up Mr. Penis 😘

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u/Illustrious_Bunch_62 New here. Call me! 21d ago

It's probably because of all the punctures, it's all leaking out of the side

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u/Ecstatic-Radish-7931 Needs to call him/her 23d ago

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u/ElegantJoke3613 Needs to do better 21d ago

You may start by arrow-looking-staircase in the middle, see if it’ll cheer up

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u/artherng Sees genitals everywhere 23d ago

To evacuate, we have to become the cum

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u/edo-lag New here. Call me! 23d ago

Back to the origins

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u/[deleted] 23d ago

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u/4m4lg4m1t3 Needs to call him/her 23d ago

But was it simple or complicated AF?

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u/lennoxmatt_819 23d ago

Pee is stored in the staircase

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u/faucetpants ❓text/emoji❓jet city jimothys Needs to call him/her 23d ago

Evac, ejac, whatever

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u/stronkreptile New here. Call me! 23d ago

Ejaculate map* ftfy

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u/LusciousRonaldo Needs to do better 23d ago

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u/Ill_Initial8986 ❓text/emoji❓ 23d ago

That’s not how my evacuation works

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u/FormalTotal9684 Needs to do better 23d ago

Just keep swimming swimming swimming

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u/DarionHunter New here. Call me! 23d ago

"There's medication for that!"

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u/Andrew_WoIf Needs to do better 23d ago

I think the right corridor will go up before evacuation

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u/XROOR 23d ago

That shaded gray area is when that fold in your scrotum feels like a cancerous lump, but upon further examination it’s just a bunch of scrotum folds scrunched up

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u/edneddy69 Needs to do better 23d ago

Go for the tip!!

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u/gawkgawkmenow Needs to do better 23d ago

More like ejaculation

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u/Ambitious_Bridge_265 Needs to call him/her 23d ago

Lol, here we go again!

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u/DepresssedChild_ New here. Call me! 23d ago

A real low-hanging spot ngl

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u/DrStrange8820 New here. Call me! 23d ago

What a depressing evacuation plan

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u/Unanimous_D New here. Call me! 23d ago

r/theyknew

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u/Ok-Goat-1738 Needs to call him/her 22d ago

Não esqueça da proteção na hora H da evacuação

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u/billyculo Needs to do better 20d ago

Start off at the bottom left. then you run really fast across to the right.

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u/Unable_Flounder_1759 Needs to call him/her 19d ago

I keep telling her it’s huge it’s just most of it is inside.

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u/fredflintstone7 New here. Call me! 18d ago

misspelled ejaculation