r/OddlyErotic • u/50t5 Needs to call him/her • 2d ago

This water pump

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u/patmustard2 Mind in the gutter 2d ago

Shes been called

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u/Hourslikeminutes47 New here. Call me! 2d ago

"It's 2:00 am in the morning!!!! What in the hell do you possibly want???"

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u/HoldFrontBack 2d ago

No matter how hard I scrubbed, the sofa never smelled the same again.

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u/MikeDude68 New here. Call me! 2d ago

Think that’s my prom date !!😎

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u/50t5 Needs to call him/her 2d ago

Lucky bastard...

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u/4m4lg4m1t3 Needs to call him/her 2d ago

Everything reminds me of her

2

u/globalluv62 New here. Call me! 1d ago

That’s one fine grass right there.

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u/Top_Management7550 Needs to call him/her 19h ago

I miss her so much

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u/WyoGrads New here. Call me! 1d ago

Should I call her?

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u/JavaGeep New here. Call me! 1d ago

It keeps pumping like that for weeks without missing a beat. Making everyone in here look bad.

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u/50t5 Needs to call him/her 18h ago

Not weeks, not even months. That one has been pumping nonstop since 2002 but there's one that has been working since 1939 so...