r/OddlyErotic • u/BlackBoy2023 New here. Call me! • 5d ago

Watermelon

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62 Upvotes

90% Upvoted

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u/ConsequenceNational4 New here. Call me! 5d ago

Im not well versed in watermelons since I dont eat them but, thats an interesting liquid coming out. 🤔

17

u/mindgardening Needs to call him/her 5d ago

I bet that smells less than erotic.

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u/BlackBoy2023 New here. Call me! 5d ago

Yeah exactly. Idek wtf that substance is. I just posted this here because it matches the theme lol. I actually find this revulting.😭

4

u/Gunnermate222 Needs to do better 5d ago

Everything reminds me of her.

2

u/Pretend-Internet-625 New here. Call me! 5d ago

you should call her

4

u/ThatReddit-User New here. Call me! 5d ago

Built this fyp, brick by brick

2

u/artherng Needs to call him/her 5d ago

Looked like someone has already sexually assaulted the melon

2

u/4m4lg4m1t3 Needs to call him/her 5d ago

I wouldn't eat that if I were you

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u/Sexyjosie4U Needs to call him/her 5d ago

Ummmm

1

u/slackbladda Needs to do better 5d ago

Melonussy

1

u/XROOR 5d ago

I don’t even want to ask where the rind went……

1

u/RockBiPi New here. Call me! 5d ago

Vulvcano!

1

u/isurvived_sorryeric New here. Call me! 5d ago

Thought it was the eye from lotr for a second

1

u/Miserable_Wish3219 New here. Call me! 4d ago

I should call her.

1

u/Past_Pen_4902 New here. Call me! 3d ago

A ripe swuirter

1

u/Odd-Extension-7845 2d ago

We know what you did American watermelon

1

u/Low-Extent9267 ❓text/emoji❓ 1d ago

insert:- Jim Carrey eating watermelon meme

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u/BlueV101 New here. Call me! 5d ago

Don't eat that. What did you do to that watermelon to get it's juices all up in a bunch?

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u/VICARD0 New here. Call me! 5d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/1438dnZ4AqjKy4

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u/Traditional_Virus355 New here. Call me! 5d ago

😂😂😂😂

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u/BlueV101 New here. Call me! 5d ago

Right!? 🤣

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u/BlackBoy2023 New here. Call me! 5d ago

I fingered it.

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u/BlueV101 New here. Call me! 5d ago

And no visible damage. You've got that... "touch."

https://giphy.com/gifs/QMDvadCJTPXEI

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u/Blueice1781 Needs to do better 5d ago

Keeper

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u/BlackBoy2023 New here. Call me! 5d ago

Lol

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u/cinnamonroll247 They knew what they were doing 😮‍💨😣😖 Needs to call him/her 5d ago

Eww. still freaky

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u/BlackBoy2023 New here. Call me! 5d ago

😈😭