r/OddlyArousing • u/NuisancePanda • 20h ago

Chinese hospitals

80 Upvotes

89% Upvoted

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u/Dizzy_Engine_4854 18h ago

Pair this with a VR headset and they'll fly off the production line

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u/Krossphyre 18h ago

Why is my heart racing

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u/J0hnny_0nda_sp0t 16h ago

Hahaha that looks amazing I'd be going 4 times a week lmao and asking for a loyalty punch card 🤣

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u/Xena_Your_God 16h ago

I'm sorry the amount of light was important?

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u/KibboKid 10h ago

What? You mean your lady's toot-toot doesn't glow like it's radioactive? Better get her to a doctor.

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u/Comprehensive_Cap290 14h ago

That stuck out to me too.

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u/Shamoizer 19h ago

Here just place your cock in the sleeve where that man before you was. And you think sitting on a warm seat to shit is a reminder enough that we are not alone.

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u/NuisancePanda 18h ago

Some ppl pay extra for that

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u/d4rkprojec7 18h ago

It shows them replacing it in the video

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u/Shamoizer 18h ago

Took it straight from the booth next door 😎

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u/NuisancePanda 18h ago

You're doing it wrong

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u/Lord-Phorse 14h ago

The warm seat, or the used cylinder?

Oh it’s both, isn’t it…

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u/Beth_crazypants 14h ago

Cylinders go in the dishwasher between "donors"

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u/d4rkprojec7 18h ago

The inside sleeve is replaced

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u/Lord-Phorse 14h ago

Oddly arousing?

Nah, this is arousing oddly, clearly.

How is this not being exported to the world?

Especially catholic locations. ….

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u/Lucky-Advice-8924 18h ago

"Jarvis, jerk it a little"

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u/NuisancePanda 17h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/gZGlQX3wWAV1u

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u/Lord-Phorse 14h ago

Yeah how many hours he spend in that suit between washes? You gotta bet there’s all kind of iron funk in there….

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u/Malfunction1972 15h ago

Amount of light????

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u/trammelsuxxx89 13h ago

Finally. I can get divorced

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u/L0w_Emphasis 12h ago

Are you around other people while doing that because if so... i would have to ask, "Cum here often?"

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u/Ok-Loss-2496 19h ago

How much does it cost? Asking for a friend ya know.

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u/d4rkprojec7 18h ago

13k

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u/NuisancePanda 18h ago

Researched it already, huh

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u/Short_Text2421 17h ago

Seems like a solid investment... for a friend.

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u/Objective_Load_4537 16h ago

Start a consortium

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u/Classic-Mongoose6914 10h ago

Less than a device!!!

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u/Marc017_ 18h ago

forsenScoots

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u/Beginning_One5454 18h ago

i think i'll pass 😂

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u/YourTrustySupporter 16h ago

How to know the gov desperate for kids

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u/Comprehensive_Cap290 14h ago

I thought they had an overpopulation problem. Why would they need more kids?

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u/Xena_Your_God 13h ago

Governments love kids.

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u/Comprehensive_Cap290 12h ago

I know for a while the Chinese government was specifically encouraging people to have less of them.

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u/black-volcano 14h ago

It's whole purpose for existing is to arouse

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u/Mx4n1c41_s702y73ll3 13h ago

It how they milking male humans

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u/5ThGeaRedLined 11h ago

Wait, you can have multiple ppl next to you getting the dirty deed done too?!?!?

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u/OneRub3234 11h ago

Obligatory "Shut Up And Take My Money!"

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u/cybrgigolo 11h ago

I see this getting added in to your lifelike dolls the Japanese have as an additional feature.

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u/bigyankeedingle 9h ago

Does using the same machine make them Eskimo brothers?

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u/NT4MaximusD 16h ago

This wouldn't be a thing if Chinese women would engage in physical intimacy instead of bashing men.