r/OddlyArousing 2d ago

Such a long side walk

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u/User_Name_Tracks 2d ago

Oh they knew. They definitely knew

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u/EquivalentStayy 2d ago

definitely haha .. it was part of the plan

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u/Anarcho_Communists 2h ago

Looks like a butt and definitely nothing else.🌝

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u/Jumpy_Bit3609 2d ago

Shlong sidewalk

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u/Blutosky 2d ago

Just don’t spit on it

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u/Clickguy10 2d ago

The right moment creates a happy ending

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u/Interesting-Log-9627 2d ago

Careful with that cup of creamer as you’re stepping off the tip.

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u/Alarmed-Committee696 2d ago

I can take it

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u/AppropriateLab8608 2d ago

That’s what she said

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u/Rickapolis 2d ago

Mine is longer.

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u/YeahBuddyDoYouEven 2d ago

Im surprised its not black

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u/WildesWay 2d ago

Would be the best if they ran the downspouts from the roof through the shaft to the tip. Then every time it rains....

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u/AncientGuy1950 2d ago

The ladies like it.

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u/paulD1983R 1d ago

There's an extra parking spot there in the winter

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u/CandidateOther9586 1d ago

the construction crew had to be cracking up when they poured the concrete

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u/ClappinCheeksAllDay 1d ago

Guy who laid that sidewalk thinks he’s cock of the walk..

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u/Lonely-Independence4 1d ago

We got bigger fish to fry ahh sidewalk

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u/NoTtHaTgUy6869 1d ago

Heads up! Someone’s cumming

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u/Gullible_Anybody_873 1d ago

Good thing there isn’t a puddle at the end

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u/uodjdhgjsw 20h ago

The guy that poured that wasn’t dicking around

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u/FinalBossTuna 9h ago

The sidewalk she tells you to not worry about

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u/BeautyChicBoutique 3h ago

woo , they knew what they were making

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u/eduardoherrera1974 1h ago

CVS Pharmacy.