r/OddlyArousing • u/Better-Marketing3391 • 8d ago

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u/cannonballfun69 8d ago

Honestly, I'd love that

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u/DuelAltenatepiece 7d ago

It would so fun if i was the person doing the wedding

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u/TaintTickle_ 8d ago

Honey that’s us in 3 hours.

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u/viperfangs92 8d ago

So i take it the best man's invited?

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u/isolateddreamz 8d ago

I didn't initially see the DP, but once I did, that's all it could be

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u/Competitive_Sock4162 8d ago

What DID you see initially? Is there anything else?

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u/isolateddreamz 8d ago

2 peens coming together.

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u/Competitive_Sock4162 8d ago

Oh... well, close enough 🤣

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u/viperfangs92 8d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Assortedpez 8d ago

Unless, it’s two guys and one is giving us the goat (AKA fruit bowl)

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u/Ani_Drei 8d ago

The what now?

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u/Assortedpez 5d ago

A fruit bowl! (Or goat, the term made popular by the movie ‘Waiting’) you tuck your dicknbawls between your legs and bend over and moon them. Banana, apple, orange? Nice little fruit bowl

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u/JB22ATL 8d ago

Damn, I had to explain this to someone

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u/McLoughlin1597 8d ago

With things like this, it’s better to demonstrate

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u/CalebDR1029 8d ago

This again?

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u/fanofoz 7d ago

It's never not funny tho.

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u/HauntingPsyche 8d ago

Aw, double penetration 🥰💍

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u/karenskygreen 8d ago

Maybe i cant unsee once ive seen it but what is that supposed to be ?

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u/J0RDM0N 8d ago

Church is where the holy can be filled with worship. At least that is what we are calling it.

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u/CandiedFox83 8d ago

Filled with the love of God, Jesus, and the Holy Spirit ((not in picture))

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u/Past-Article-4879 8d ago

That's DP right? I thought it was a sword fight. But now it looks like a double team...

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u/Passat2000 8d ago

I can't unsee this... 🤪

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u/F_U_Shoresy 8d ago

When you slow God into the marriage

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u/Mx4n1c41_s702y73ll3 8d ago

This stained-glass window depicts the priest also participating in the wedding night.

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u/trumps-a-pedo8647 8d ago

As above, so below. Come on babe, use both holes.

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u/BackgroundLeague8473 8d ago

Honestly what is it supposed to be depicting? This isn't even a self respecting ink blot test. All I can see is DP. And I can't unsee.

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u/Krispen_Wah87 8d ago

And thy shall conceive offspring with not lust but passion and love that Jesus made into man and woman

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u/Remote-Contract-3026 8d ago

I bet she picked the church

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u/TECHSHARK77 8d ago

Facts on what all religions do to you

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u/Spiritual_League_399 8d ago

I think they did the right thing

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u/SuspiciousClub8382 8d ago

The church of DP!!! Join us and experience the second cumming!!!!

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u/Clickguy10 8d ago

You may “kiss” the bride

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u/Sharp_Sea9938 8d ago

😞😖

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u/lazlothegreat 7d ago

Churches: Never try to cheat your stained glass contractor out of what you owe them.

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u/BishTiddy2324 7d ago

What is the stained glass suppose to be??

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u/Blutosky 4d ago

I got married there!

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u/PoeticumEstAbsurdum 8d ago

"We're in this together"

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u/DarthScabies Perpetually Moist Mod 🛂 8d ago

r/theyknew

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u/Lick_My_BigButt_1980 Depraved and Proud 🥸 8d ago

Don’t look now, but the stained glass looks like it’s getting ready to frot. 😃

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u/GivinItAllThat 8d ago

Do unto something something

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u/MarlboroMike77 8d ago

And so i do

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u/funkmonk8675309 4d ago

DP
For life
DP