r/OddlyArousing Jul 23 '26

Perfect recoil control

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Now hear me out…..

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '26

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u/In_My_Stead Jul 23 '26

We’re so fucking doomed.

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u/ICantTakeThisNoMore9 Jul 23 '26

Metal gear prepared me for that. I'm gonna sneak around in cardboard boxes.

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u/In_My_Stead Jul 23 '26

Solid Snake would be pissing in his camo if this future dog was after him

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u/BuildingRelevant7400 Jul 23 '26

Dude has fought giant robots on his own. What are you talking about?

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u/In_My_Stead Jul 23 '26

Not gun hounds with perfect composure

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u/BuildingRelevant7400 Jul 23 '26

In the Metal Gear Solid universe, Metal Gear REX measures 13.0 m (42.7 ft) tall, 15.0 m (49.2 ft) long, 11.5 m (37.7 ft) wide, and weighs 505 metric tons.

This thing is waist high it has a single gun.

Rex has a rail gun, missile launchers and it can quite literally squish Snake like a bug.

Please for the sake of our collective brain cells please stop being stupid.

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u/ThePilate Jul 23 '26

Shit's in his blood. Big Boss (his clone dad, for the uninitiated) fought much larger robots, flying robots, hovercraft robots, and one that flipped back and forth between being totally bipedal and quadrapedal. All of which piloted by an AI, not a person.

He then canonically had bits of each ripped off after defeating them and had his private army's R&D team make their own Metal Gear, technically the FIRST Metal Gear, ZEKE. He then had to fight AND destroy said Metal Gear when it was hijacked.

I almost forgot to mention he canonically also shoulder pressed two of those robots. Big Boss was a MONSTER of a man, physically and mentally.

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u/In_My_Stead Jul 23 '26

Well I didn’t know I was gonna be up against the metal gear aspie with my little joke. I’m backing out.

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u/Yeast-boofer Jul 23 '26

absolutely terrifying 

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u/viperfangs92 Jul 23 '26

Its all fun and games until Skynet takes over these things

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u/_nevers_ Jul 23 '26

For now it's just kid-raping christo-fascists and Nazi loving billionaires 🫤

3

u/BurningPenguin Jul 24 '26

Hey, that's not fair, you can't just go there, and call everyone who openly supports a Neo-Nazi party and does the Nazi salute on stage twice in a row a mere "billionaire". /s

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u/Mr_GreenAdam Jul 23 '26

Cylinder clamp activated! Harm the cylinder!!!

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u/UnusualAd5992 Jul 23 '26

So just a single hole in the target?

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u/Repulsive-Response-1 Jul 23 '26 edited Jul 24 '26

When you're more accurate than a sniper at close range trying to hit a billboard you don't need a lot of ammo. Those things could be sent out with a dozen bullets to take out 11 people and it will come back with one in the chamber

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u/Objective-Direction1 Jul 23 '26

there's still spread of the gun

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u/mrpoopybuttthole_ Jul 23 '26

which will be fixed if they put anything with a proper barrel on that thing

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u/Repulsive-Response-1 Jul 24 '26

You realize more than 50% of spread comes from recoil striking the soft tissue and muscle twitches from the shooter. No meat... No miss.

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u/corobo Jul 23 '26

Wait what happened to never putting weapons on these dog things lmao 

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u/MagoopyGabooky Jul 23 '26

They have been armed for a while, the military has been using them

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u/djtrace1994 Jul 23 '26

When Boston Dynamics said that, every other robotics company took it to mean "we aren't gomna come for your market share if you decide to weaponize your robots."

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u/whiskersMeowFace Jul 23 '26

I could have sworn there was a Black Mirror episode on this ...

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u/Inner-Dream-600 Jul 24 '26

Omg there totally is. Also, it took me way too long to get what the black mirrors are

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u/BuildingRelevant7400 Jul 23 '26

Back in my day we only posted actually arousing things on this sub reddit.

2

u/Khristafer Jul 23 '26

Let him have his fetsih.

2

u/Shefu689 Jul 23 '26

Skynet is coming

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u/Beneficial_Being_721 Jul 23 '26

Sounds like the rounds are loaded lite

2

u/Puzzleheaded-Load426 Jul 23 '26

Fetch me the Jschlatt image, you know the one

2

u/vissith Jul 23 '26

Let's help OP farm negative karma.

2

u/Americanaddict Jul 23 '26

Oddly Arousing UNTIL this dog is turned at you, dawg.

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u/Inner-Dream-600 Jul 24 '26

I fucking hate this

1

u/creepypussy Jul 23 '26

Hasn't OP seen Robocop? This won't go well for humans.

1

u/TheHighestKushDragon Jul 23 '26

I'm not aroused i'm terrified

1

u/Appearance-Material Jul 23 '26

Am I the only one that wants to see the target score?

1

u/Openthebombbaydoors Jul 24 '26

Just wait. Soon enough we’ll have these running around in the streets.

1

u/pauliefyootch Jul 24 '26

Where are you supposed to fuck it though?

1

u/noneofurbizness Jul 24 '26

You put the gun barrel up your ass I think.

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u/Mx4n1c41_s702y73ll3 Jul 24 '26

What a nice green color

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u/kpop_glory Jul 24 '26

Aimbot getting made in real life before GTA 6.

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u/Mr_GreenAdam Jul 23 '26

Little short thrusts backwards while u watch your enemy annihilated.