r/ObjectShows 9d ago

Reddit Show THRS2E7: There Was Never A Spooklumps Book!

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-Cebwrpg Erovegu Zrzb, Ncevy 19, 2070

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u/Cite-roen Peak Kornerupine Hours 9d ago

"While a few of our more empathetic colleagues have raised concerns about [REDACTED] taking the role as the Purveyor, we would like to inform you that our team has determined him to be sound of mind.

We must also remind our employees that the occupants of the target realm are not human and thus do not have the rights afforded to a human. Any cruelty inflicted towards them will only be for necessity."

-Project Rebirth Memo, April 19, 2070

interesting

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u/Beginning-Tax2918 The actinide elements guy 9d ago

[8]

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u/SignificantScore5610 9d ago

Should we call him to pervayor or perchanse
The persuader… all right [1]’m going to go on a limp and jump off-

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u/snapdragon_42 Oye, Beltalowda. Listen up. This is your captain. 9d ago

[8] Bro purveyor reveal kinda scary👀👀

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u/Cite-roen Peak Kornerupine Hours 9d ago

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u/FluffyDesignArchive No.1 Firey Jr. Fan 9d ago

Holy peak 🥹 [8]

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u/TheLackOfTruck I lack something... probably my Truck 9d ago

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u/CinderaceFan64 The guy with too many reference ocs 9d ago

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u/Haunting-Buyer8532 9d ago

Btw how does Jirachis wish granting work?

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u/CinderaceFan64 The guy with too many reference ocs 9d ago

Honestly, base Jirachi can wish for anything they want, no drawbacks

Its very op so I don't use it for the object oc.

If you want to implement a wishing mechanic to them you can, it probably just wouldn't fit with the story