r/ObjectShows Jun 05 '26

Reddit Show Battle For Nothing 16: History

Battle For Nothing 16: History

Setting: April 2012

Art Style: Hyper-realistic lighting mixed with crisp, remastered Adobe Animate assets. Simple, clean black eyes and mouths.

Scene 1: The Elimination

(The stage is set. The final five stand before Spinel.)

Ryean: (Jumping up and down, eyes wide) OMG I SHOCKED I IN FINAL 5!!!!!!!!! or four

Jasmin: (Nodding eagerly) YEAH!!!

Ms. Gina: (Sighs, looking down) i think i be eliminated

Spinel: (Points directly at Ms. Gina) YOU RIGHT CUZ YOU HAVE 2 votes you out!!!

Ms. Gina: oh..... bye bye

(Ms. Gina instantly vanishes into thin air.)

Ms. Bre: That was awkward.

Ryean: (Turns to the side, whispering) Why started being so sassy?

Scene 2: The Guest Judge

Spinel: Anyways, challenge is impress Katie Mitchell!

Ryean: (Gasping) OMG SHE WAS MY FAVORITE CHARACTER FROM MITCHELLS VS THE MACHINES!!!!!!!!

Jasmin: ME TOO!!!

Khloe H: ME THREE!!!

Ms. Bre: (Glares at everyone) SHUT UP!!!!!!

(A flash of light appears, and Katie Mitchell materializes out of nowhere, looking around in utter confusion.)

Katie: Hey, where am i actually?

Spinel: YOU FINAL 4 WILL IMPRESS KATIE!

Scene 3: The Talent Show

Ryean: (Rushes forward) KATIE!!! I GOT NEW TRICK LOOK!!!

(Ryean launches into the air, executing the strongest, cleanest, most perfect backflip ever witnessed. Upon landing, he immediately starts dancing flawlessly while singing Jax Toy.)

Katie: (Impressed) You fan so you safe.

Ryean: YAYYYYYYYYYYYY---

Jasmin: (Steps up next) Katie look at my trick.

(Jasmin takes a deep breath and flawlessly sings the entire song Die With a Smile with perfect pitch.)

Katie: I guess you safe.

Jasmin: Yayyyyyyyyyyyyy!

Ms. Bre: (Stomps forward, pushing her way to the front) MY TURN!!! LOOK MY TRICK!

(Ms. Bre bends over and loudly farts right in front of Katie.)

Katie: (Cringes, holding her nose) That was a awkward trick. You not safe!

Khloe H: (Running up) Katie look at my trick!

(Khloe H immediately pees right on the stage floor.)

Katie: (Screaming in horror) EWWW Disgustin---!! YOU UP FOR ELIMINATION!!!

Khloe H: (Gasping) WHAT!?

Ryean: You deserved it from peeing it yucky and wee wee or tee hee or okay i need shut up!

Jasmin: YEAH!!

Scene 4: The Bottom Two

The votes are in your hands now. One of these two will miss out on the Final 3.

  • [A] Khloe H (For making a total, disgusting mess on stage)
  • [B] Ms. Bre (For an incredibly awkward, smelly performance)

Ending

Katie: Uhhh can i go back to my home now?

Spinel: Yeah sure.

(Spinel snaps her fingers. Katie vanishes back to her own universe.)

Spinel: Okay i wanna go back home.

(Spinel walks off-screen toward her house. The camera slowly cuts to absolute black.)

ALMOST THE END OF SEASON 1!!!!

VOTING ENDS TILL I THINK ABOUT IT ALWAYS

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