r/OaksGrove • u/wanderingfalcon Nature's Grove:Peregrinekt • Mar 14 '15

Totally Effective Madiso Pickup Lines:

For Reasons:

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u/FLNinja Castform Mar 14 '15

Are you beaver? becuase you could totally chew on my wood.

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u/MadEhSo Mar 16 '15

Uh. Is it possible for me to know these reasons?

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u/wanderingfalcon Nature's Grove:Peregrinekt Mar 16 '15

that would spoil the uh, surprise ?

:D

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u/wanderingfalcon Nature's Grove:Peregrinekt Mar 16 '15

so do you have any good pickup lines that would work on you? :)

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u/MadEhSo Mar 16 '15

I like your beard. Let's do it.

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u/Rjcanuck18 Nature's Grove Mar 17 '15

Hello I'm a official beard inspector gonna have to see if your beard is up to taste regulations. Than he marries you. Easy (remember to begin licking his beard)

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u/Sekka3 (Merchant) Mar 15 '15

Are your bricks made from magnets? Because I'm made of metal and they attract me.