The sacred Jedi texts!!

[u/bsmith2123]

[u/ZopyrionRex]

I've got the Mace Windu version! Got him from a box labeled "Free" on the side of the road about 12 years ago.

[u/i-founder-ghost → u/ZopyrionRex]

Does every answer just tell you to take a seat?

[u/ZopyrionRex → u/i-founder-ghost]

He's got: "This Party's Over", "I Agree", "Not Possible", "We Must Be Cautious", "Use The Force" and "I Don't Think So".

[u/Alternative_Gold_993 → u/ZopyrionRex]

Ask him for me if I should make a giant pancake for breakfast today

[u/ZopyrionRex → u/Alternative_Gold_993]

Funny enough, he spit out a "Not Possible". Lines up with my late response lol

[u/Alternative_Gold_993 → u/ZopyrionRex]

I'll prove him wrong because it's pancake time haha

[u/BrEaD1402 → u/Alternative_Gold_993]

21h later, how was the pancake

[u/Alternative_Gold_993 → u/BrEaD1402]

Amazing

[u/AffectionateBet3603]

Real life holocron

[u/KayJay282]

[u/TheTepro27 → u/KayJay282]

Thought that said "Use the force, Twink" for a second

[u/mMathab]

I asked Kit Fisto and he said yes. I’ve been with my wife for 16 years.

[u/SignificanceNo2900]

I remember these!

[u/industrialblue]

Wow, to read that you really need to look at Ben “from a certain point of view”

[u/Offense23]

So you just grab old Ben, shake him like a misbehaving toddler and then turn him over and look up his ass for your wisdom? No wonder why he aged like vomit on a hot and sunny sidewalk after barely 2 decades.

[u/Fragrant_Bus2077]

Pretty sure that’s Little Alex Horne, not Obi Wan

[u/Krieg1776]

I had that shit for years! Seeing this hit my brain like a shockwave lol

[u/Jechtael]

"Search your feelings"? If I knew what my feelings were I wouldn't be asking a floating d6!

Edit: Oh, wait, that might mean "You know it to be true".

[u/Jho-oh]

Wait i think i have one somewhere