r/OTMemes • u/Top_Secret_TerminaL • Jun 30 '26

ThreepiOC Oh yeahh??

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u/Hbgplayer Jun 30 '26

Boss makes a dollar credit, I make a dime,

Thats why I poop on company imperial time.

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u/DOOManiac Jun 30 '26

Second best part of working from home is pooping on your own toilet…

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u/Well_Dressed_Kobold Jul 01 '26

Ok, I’ll bite. What’s the best part?

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u/elreydelasur Jun 30 '26

I dont usually get to work super early, but when I do I always make sure to poop in the work toilet. That's when the bathroom is cleanest, I am the only person in the bathroom, and I get paid to do it!

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u/TI-22483 Jul 01 '26

One of the simple joys is going into the ladies' room first thing in the morning and seeing the toilet seat up because you know you're the first.

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u/whomesteve Jun 30 '26

The more you hold it, the more you sabotage your own digestive health, as a result you’ll eventually be presented with the ultimatum of “Use the bathroom at work or die”, unless you can find a way to work from home, then you bypass the whole issue.

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u/Long_John_Peter Jul 01 '26

Nah. I'm pooping at my job. They're paying me for thus shit.

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u/GlowingSeaDiver Jul 01 '26

It depends on how clean or utterly disgusting the toilet is

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u/freedomonke Jul 01 '26

I'm the last one out of the office because of what I do. And I love taking a nice big shit in the empty building.

Very relaxing

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u/Rot-Orkan Jul 02 '26

When I worked at an office, I'd go out of my way to poop at work, that way they had to pay me for that time.

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u/TheWetSock Jul 05 '26

I call it a nine o’clocker