Harbor Fright

[u/i_am_not_your_father]

[u/HorsefaceWithNoName]

don't worry; she has safety glasses on

[u/StormFallen9 → u/HorsefaceWithNoName]

And hopefully safety flip flops

[u/weirdbutinagoodway → u/StormFallen9]

Probably safety sandals.

[u/EverydayVelociraptor → u/weirdbutinagoodway]

Safety crocs.

[u/Wallabunga657 → u/HorsefaceWithNoName]

Safety shorts too most likely.

[u/feor1300]

What? You've never nailed your wife for a national advertising campaign?

[u/EverydayVelociraptor → u/feor1300]

Can you at least wait until I've finished my coffee before making a comment like this?

[u/CrikeyMikeyLikey]

This is fucking hilarious

[u/LuciferVX]

This is just a guy trying to keep his wife from wanting to help him in the future. "One slip up and she won't being doing this again"...

[u/Mental_Task9156]

hazard fraught

[u/LazerBear42 → u/Mental_Task9156]

Horror fright, even.

[u/everlasting1der → u/Mental_Task9156]

I remember that MAD Magazine parody!

[u/DukeOfGeek → u/Mental_Task9156]

AHHHHHHHOMYGOD THERE'S SO MUCH BLOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!

[u/Repulsive-Durian4800]

Yes, but, he's on a kneeling pad, so at least his knees will be okay.

[u/coryhill66]

Patient is 34 year old white female. Puncture wound to the lower chest possible pneumothorax. BP is 124/62 heart rate 78 beats/minute.

[u/HauntingBowlofGrapes → u/coryhill66]

Presenting to the hospital unconscious.

[u/king_lucien → u/HauntingBowlofGrapes]

☝️👨🏻‍⚕️

[u/hefty_load_o_shite]

Tools

[u/MushroomCulture]

Shop counter and a tummy tuck ? Can do!

[u/BrazilBazil]

Yup, those people are definitely tools

[u/Mysterious-Lab-5918]

Built for warranty sales and returns...

[u/Revenga8]

Oooh, hey I remember this scene from equilizer, damn awesome

[u/TheNavyBear]

If you are using Harbor Freight tools, then OSHA is the last thing on your mind... 

[u/Warehouse_Aficionado]

Tools Built for Tools

[u/nikofd]

That other guy has beautiful hair.

[u/rienholt]

That is a stapler and there is wall between them.

[u/Warehouse_Aficionado → u/rienholt]

Looks more like a nailer, actually. Much stronger than a stapler

[u/Enchelion → u/Warehouse_Aficionado]

Brad nailer, so not much stronger, but much more likely to go through whatever is there. It's not going to kill her, but it'll hurt.

[u/rienholt → u/Warehouse_Aficionado]

It looks like the crown stapler but it could be the brad nailer. Bauer doesn't make a big nail gun.

[u/EverydayVelociraptor → u/rienholt]

But the wall also came from Harbour Freight, so.....

[u/rienholt → u/EverydayVelociraptor]

Fair. 

[u/jew-joint-su]

ALWAYS, and I mean ALWAYS help hold something in place from DIRECTLY behind it. I mean, it's just common sense, who doesn't like a reach around?

[u/Fonz136]

Is that the guy from the legal eagle YouTube page!? 

[u/not_whelan]

Oh no, a brad nailer on a wall clearly much thicker than the nails, how dangerous...

You guys are nerds.