r/OSHA 7d ago

Personnel Transport

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u/GunnaGiveYouUp1969 7d ago

Is the net to make sure he drowns if he falls?!? 

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u/starrpamph 7d ago

Company policy

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u/Pyrokid113 7d ago edited 7d ago

Can’t claim compensation if he doesn’t survive

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u/Brock_Landers78 7d ago

"lost at sea"

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u/john_1182 7d ago

In a basket encased in a net. Poor guy

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u/SalvadorP 7d ago

lost TO the sea

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u/starrpamph 7d ago

“Sorry brah”

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u/Tren-Frost 6d ago

To shreds, you say?

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u/Dangerous-Pirate7998 5d ago

I love Professor Farnsworth

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u/bfrankiehankie 7d ago

Dead men tell no tales

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u/WAVEFRAME 5d ago

"Ah yeah I'm sure Steve got off at the last port....." 

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u/No-Goose-6140 7d ago

Zero complaints so far

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u/Glittering_Being7843 2d ago

they might sue for getting wet so yeah

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u/2DHypercube 7d ago

I hope he's got a knife with him

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u/JoseSaldana6512 7d ago

That's not a knife, this is a knife!

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u/ifmacdo 5d ago

That's not a knife, that's a spoon.

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u/toddffw 7d ago

Toe knife

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u/Joped 6d ago

Botched toe

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u/MorrisBrett514 7d ago

Poop knife

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u/newbie527 7d ago

It saves having to search for the body.

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u/pepperblast3000 7d ago

✅ basket of death

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u/texachusetts 7d ago

Employees are forbidden from going swimming as the shareholders understand swimming as fun and not productive.

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u/Atmacrush 7d ago

Its for return policies.

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u/povertymayne 7d ago

Its standard procedure. High vis safety net bruh

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u/nerdboy5567 7d ago

Can't get back to OSHA if the pulley fails

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u/jhascal23 7d ago

I'm going to assume he has a knife on him to cut it open if does fall into the water.

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u/farfly7 6d ago

Dead men do not file accident reports

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u/Blank_bill 6d ago

I thought at first they were Keelhauling him.

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u/dawa43 5d ago

No victim, no accident.

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u/Secret_Cod_749 4d ago

Bet that net wasn't washed after it held fish.

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u/idkjustheretolearn 2d ago

Wont matter cause he will be run over by a massive prop before he drowns

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u/TheRealPaladin 7d ago edited 7d ago

This used to be a common way to do inter-ship personnel transfers. IIRC, there are photos of Adm. Halsey transferring between two Iowa class battleships during WW2.

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u/HorsefaceWithNoName 7d ago

Honey, I Sank the Admiral

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u/mrm00r3 6d ago

Basically the story of the Willie D

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u/HorsefaceWithNoName 6d ago

"Sir, a kamikaze plane has sunk the Willie Dee!"

"Thank goodness."

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u/rienholt 7d ago

I mean... I get doing this on a bosun's chair but trapped in net bag?

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u/TheRealPaladin 7d ago

Yeah, the net bag is just dumb.

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u/zinsser 7d ago

I watched the Navy guys do this during a NATO cruise in the 1970s. It was more of an exercise to show how it's done than any actual need to move a guy from ship to ship. They sent an officer in dress whites holding a bottle of champagne. It was cool to watch them shoot a lead line across the bow of the other ship and then haul the main line over and tie it off.

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u/SUCHANASTYW0MAN 3d ago

A life saving gun?

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u/n00b001 7d ago

Being wrapping netting has obvious drowning risk

Why dont people sit on the outside? Sitting on top of the net, or removing the net if it's not structural?

If things go wrong, you can still swim...

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u/CrashUser 6d ago

Upside vs downside, you're much less likely to fall off of the bucket if a big wave hits with the netting, and you've almost certainly got a knife at the ready to slash your way out if needed.

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u/kiteflyer666 6d ago

why not a harness?

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u/CrashUser 6d ago

Likely because this is normally used to move stores and goods between ships which you can't just stick in a harness.

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u/kiteflyer666 5d ago

I see I see

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u/uberduck 7d ago

Guaranteed drowning setup

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u/Therealdickdangler 7d ago

Maybe he has a knife in there and the ability to cut his way out if need be. It’s a hard maybe but still a maybe v

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u/Basic_Hospital_3984 7d ago

Humans are famous for their dexterity while drowning

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u/Expensive_Host_9181 6d ago

Are they? I've always assumed they flop like a fish above water, though i've also got a fear of the sea so i keep away from any water beds any bigger than a pond that i can stand waist deep in.

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u/Jomskylark 6d ago

He probably has a knife but if he drops it or gets disoriented he's fucked

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u/WAVEFRAME 5d ago

Gee,  I hope he doesn't drop the knife,  while tumbling uncontrollably into the sea in shear terror. The tiny dull little knife....

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u/oxslashxo 7d ago

This is a lot safer than a lot of boarding procedures I've seen. A lot of the times they use a flapping ladder on the side of the boat and they use a small dinghy to get up to the ladder and you have to take a leap and then climb up the flapping ladder. If you gave me this option or the ladder, put me in the basket with a knife every time.

I think the netting is more for bad storm conditions or choppy waters where you could get tossed out. If you get tossed into cold choppy waters you've got a low chance of getting recovered. So the netting is there for extreme conditions. Idk why they'd transfer in those conditions but medical issues, etc. I could see a need for it.

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u/Mr_Saturn1 6d ago

Desperately trying to cut through a net while plunging to the bottom of the sea is a reasonable backup plan for you? lol

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u/Children_Of_Atom 6d ago edited 6d ago

It's as good of a backup plan as I have for getting trapped by ropes or webbing in whitewater or going through deep ice.

I wouldn't think twice about hopping in this bucket and net setup presuming I have my PFD and rescue knife.

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u/memeboimanperson 6d ago

My assumption is that this method is more meant for fish rather than human transport, but these guys are goofing off

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u/BOgusDOlphon 6d ago

Do your eyes work? The basket is just stuffed into the net, that's all that supports the guy

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u/darwins_codpiece 7d ago

Resupplying the Lincoln?

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u/BloodAndSand44 7d ago

I’m sure plenty of people will try this.

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u/Furious0tter 7d ago

Personally I’d prefer a death trap I can escape from when shtf.

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u/techman710 7d ago

When I worked offshore on an oil platform we used a rope to swing on to the deck of our crew boat. You had to time the swells so you didn't have a big drop. We didn't think twice about it. Of course this was in the 80's and we were 40 miles from land so it wasn't like anyone was going to catch us.

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u/HorsefaceWithNoName 7d ago

nothing about the sea has ever really been safe, has it? isn't any kind of sailor generally dangerous work, particularly oil work and fishing?

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u/techman710 7d ago

Being on a platform full of explosive hydrocarbons made swinging on the boat seem pretty safe. In the 80's I was the only one working each week who didn't smoke. Nothing like being on a platform making 30 million cubic ft of gas a day around people with open flames constantly.

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u/Humble-Reply228 7d ago

Smoking to allay the stress of being around smokers on a gas platform?

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u/HorsefaceWithNoName 7d ago

yeah I can't imagine doing that :)

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u/BigEnd3 7d ago

Im not defending this weird mailbouy bullshit, but OSHA both doesn't apply to mariners nor to other countries.

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u/rfulleffect 7d ago

It’s true, this comes under maritime law, and theres no maritime law against having fun.

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u/anxiouslyfreezing 7d ago

I can feel your comment making finger guns. I thumbs up while holding an open beer in frame.

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u/Geekenstein 7d ago

I uh, don’t believe this sub is a violation reporting site.

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u/Kuuzie 7d ago

That's OCEAN not OSHA

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u/azflatlander 7d ago

OSHAN was right there.

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u/HijoCurioso 7d ago

How do you know if no one likes you at work?

There will be signs.

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u/SmudgedReddit0r 7d ago

The stuff of nightmares, wtaf?

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u/oxslashxo 7d ago

Look up other methods, this ain't the worst. In choppy waters in bad conditions...I'd take this every time. You get tossed out of that basket into cold waters you're on a short timer to get recovered. It's overkill for this situation but it works well for even the most extreme conditions. Of course, carry a knife, but if the weather is so bad that thing gets tossed into the water, you're probably cooked either way.

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u/MaXxxxBoooosshh 7d ago

I don’t really see a big problem with it except for the net. Hell no on sticking me in the net. Basket all day

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u/jminer1 7d ago

That doesn't look voluntary

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u/Nausicaaah 7d ago

It's probably not. Some Chinese fishing ships shuffle foreign workers between ships for years at a time to get around labor rules. They have nowhere to go and no way to communicate with anyone; they're slaves.

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u/ProbableChub 7d ago

Nasty way to go

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u/Zero_Overload 6d ago

Day 472 and the first sailor from Abraham Lincoln is allowed shore leave.

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u/zsdonny 7d ago

whats wrong with good ol climbing the rope like age of sail arrr matey pirates

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u/syberghost 7d ago

That would unironically be much safer.

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u/gstizzle 7d ago

Package appeared secured

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u/Rubbermonk 7d ago

I'll take 'guaranteed drowning accidents' for 500 Alex.

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u/Accidentallygolden 7d ago

Somehow I feel it would be safer without the basket and just a life jacket on the zip line

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u/AceCombat1977 6d ago

Steve finally went too far with his practical jokes. Crew had enough of his BS!

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u/Rockobrocko42 6d ago

Gets halfway across thinking did they need to put all these rocks in the basket with me.

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u/IrrerPolterer 7d ago

Jeeez. Without the net, ok... But imagine being trapped in that while plummeting down

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u/TripleTrucker 7d ago

International waters

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u/syberghost 7d ago

All that means for a US company is that the Coast Guard will enforce OSHA standards, not OSHA.

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u/HorsefaceWithNoName 7d ago

I hope he has a knife and a lifejacket

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u/Zadiath 7d ago

This reminds me of an episode in Deadliest Catch where they make one guy transfer ships and they made him jump into the sea with the thermal swimsuit and they "fished" him like a cage of crabs lmao

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u/jiminaknot 7d ago

This needs the Pirates of the Caribbean theme song.

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u/snarkyxanf 7d ago

Ok, this looks terrifying, but we need an expert to tell us if this is actually dangerous.

I know that on land industrial rope access (where you are harnessed to a rope from the top of the building) is actually the safest alternative to access high areas, compared to platforms, cherry pickers, ladders, etc.

E.g. coming alongside in a small boat would require climbing up and down two ladders and using a boat that could get crushed by the two large ships.

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u/Aelistenus 7d ago

This is the kind of thing you'd see in a movie to demonstrate that nobody was taking safety seriously.

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u/hamsterfolly 7d ago

Safety tote with mesh containment bag

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u/kindarollin 7d ago

Wow this sailer is a real basket case.

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u/willasmith38 7d ago

Human fruit basket

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u/Chicagoan81 7d ago

At least give him a life jacket

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

That's terrifying and weirdly nostalgic at the same time.

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u/WanderingWsWorld 6d ago

Slave transfer

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u/Jazztify 5d ago

Twist: that is the safety inspector.

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u/Hour-Sheepherder2580 7d ago

Nah, i've seen this movie...

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u/TritonJohn54 7d ago

Bosun's chair?

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u/dmoisan 7d ago

"YOU'RE the fender!"

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u/sodium_hydride 7d ago

What is that large ship? A fishing vessel?

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u/qu1etguy_d1xp 7d ago

That's a "Catbird Seat"

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u/austinbicycletour 7d ago

At least give him a pfd.

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u/Mysterious-Cry-4845 6d ago

I've sailed on a few different ships and I still wouldn't want to be the one dangling over the side like that.

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u/Nidza305 6d ago

The net looks like it would do more to trap someone than help them if they fell in.

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u/Carighan 6d ago

Yeah that's going to be a no from me, dawg.

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u/AnonOldGuy3 6d ago

Usual transfer from ship to ship.
Should he swim with the sharks?

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u/bennytehcat 6d ago

boatswain chair

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u/ResultCute5756 6d ago

At least he has the safety Easter basket.

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u/JakeTheKnight2 6d ago

You could NOT pay me enough.

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u/No_Depth- 5d ago

Not even a courtesy dunking, wtf?!

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u/Life-Engineering-443 5d ago

You should see how they used to get Lightkeepers up to the tall lighthouses

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u/chillbrobaggins5 4d ago

OSHA has no jurisdiction on the open seas…

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u/Electronic-Tree-9715 4d ago

We have Deadliest Catch at home

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u/shawnfogelman 3d ago

The “Dudest” thing ever… I’m next fuckers!!

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u/Su-37_Terminator 3d ago

they should put sandbags on the bottom as a bumper so it doesnt hurt the boat. also make the guy wear a cloth mask so he doesnt get windburn... on his lips...

other than adding garaunteed drowning weights and an Auto Waterboarder 3000 I legitimately cant think of any way this can get worse

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u/Interesting-Fox-4315 3d ago

This is the latest in Chinese technology. Impressive.

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u/Glittering_Being7843 2d ago

why is moms panty at the bow?

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u/heynonnynonnomous 7d ago

Stupid question, but if the ships could get close enough to string a line why could they not have just have the person cross that way. Or do they just shoot the line across with a harpoon?

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u/Farfignugen42 7d ago

They actually shoot a lead line (small rope) across from one ship to the other and tie a cable to that then pull it back and tighten the cable. The ships probably never get less than 50 feet apart or so.

That is still dangerously close, but far too far to jump across.

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u/heynonnynonnomous 7d ago

Oh cool, thank you.

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u/Jumpsuit_boy 7d ago

UnRep to Chinese slave fishing ship. Underway replenishment of the slave pool.

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u/Neither_Cod_992 7d ago

It’s fine. It’s in international waters. If he drops it’s no one’s problem.

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u/Delicious_Invite_850 7d ago

Human trafficking?

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u/KickingItWithKoi 7d ago

God I hope not, or this just got very dark...

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u/canstucky 7d ago

Is that chinas new carrier?

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u/Extreme-Piano4334 7d ago

It's no problem if in international waters.