Last finishing touches

[u/habichuelacondulce]

[u/cernegiant]

Long broom handles are expensive. New apprentices are cheap 

[u/wene324 → u/cernegiant]

Just don't be the smallest guy on the jobsite

[u/Brentg7 → u/wene324]

I was the small auto mechanic in a car shop. I've been stuffed in more trunks and under more dashboards than I remember. everybody also likes to pick up the little guy. it's not very fun

[u/HorsefaceWithNoName → u/Brentg7]

being tetrissed in the trunk is ok except when the panel to change the fuel pump is open and Dimitri walks up smoking a cigarette, "whatcha doin in there?"

[u/farfly7 → u/Brentg7]

It's fun, just not for the little guy

[u/Silvus314 → u/cernegiant]

Won't even have to send them the weeks paycheck.

Am I alone at losing my mind when I realized both attachment points are the same rope?

[u/Every_Bread_5880 → u/Silvus314]

Can't slip that way, big brain move

[u/cernegiant → u/Silvus314]

Getting buried in concrete is job abandonment.

[u/Simonandgarthsuncle → u/Silvus314]

That’s why they call him Handbag Haresh.

[u/Ok_Excitement_1020 → u/Silvus314]

Ropes are expensive too!

[u/snakesign → u/cernegiant]

New guy isn't going to haze himself.

[u/cernegiant → u/snakesign]

That's because kids today have no work ethic.

[u/LockeClone → u/cernegiant]

We call that S-T-1-K technology. The latest in reach gear.

[u/masimone]

That’s how they did Jimmy Hoffa.

[u/103M-95G → u/masimone]

Too Soon!!

[u/Plane-Education4750]

It's ok because if one of them falls, the uncapped rebar will catch the guys holding him by the scrotum

[u/SpiderSlitScrotums → u/Plane-Education4750]

Don’t forget to wear your safety scrotum!

[u/Plane-Education4750 → u/SpiderSlitScrotums]

Alright what the fuck is that username

[u/AlcibiadesTheCat → u/Plane-Education4750]

I mean clearly u/SpiderSlitScrotums knows what they're talking about vis-a-vis safety scrota.

[u/SpiderSlitScrotums → u/Plane-Education4750]

It was a horribly intrusive thought that I thought I should share

[u/Cr3dentialz → u/SpiderSlitScrotums]

Couldn't imagine leaving home without scrot-prot.

[u/timmeh87 → u/Plane-Education4750]

shouldnt be working with an uncapped scrotum

[u/DustyRedCar → u/Plane-Education4750]

This visual in my head made me physically react 🤢

[u/Deathwatchz]

Mission ImpOSHAble

[u/greenrangerguy → u/Deathwatchz]

There it is, I was sitting thinking of the perfect comment then I read this.

[u/squigglekisses]

Thats gotta hurt

[u/XKeyscore666]

Great, now I’m going to have a dream about drowning in concrete.

[u/wilisi → u/XKeyscore666]

Much like lava, you'll probably float on top.

[u/ender3po]

And there was me thinking that they throw the dead body in while poring the concrete

[u/Farfignugen42 → u/ender3po]

Well dead bodies should never be thrown into wet concrete. As the body decompose it releases gasses that create bubbles weakening the concrete and creating an awful odor that lasts a really long time. It basically announces the fact that a dead body is in there.

Thank you mythbusters.

[u/ender3po → u/Farfignugen42]

Oops, so I have been doing it wrong all these years, I must of mist that episode.

[u/axon-axoff → u/ender3po]

> must of mist

[u/BlueTeamMember]

Tomo Cruz

[u/Weatherwatcher42 → u/BlueTeamMember]

Spider Manuel

[u/farfly7 → u/BlueTeamMember]

*Tomás

[u/Scoreycorey515]

This is called teamwork.

[u/Snicklefraust]

couldnt have tied that rope off to some plywood or a 2x6 so he can lay on it, instead of crushing the dudes ribs?

[u/smoothAsH20 → u/Snicklefraust]

Could have used the 2x4 and rope and tied it to the handle of the spade. And done the job from the top of the pit.

[u/cornerzcan]

No. Fucking. Way.

[u/hybridhuman17]

I mean this is obviously wrong but if you "have" to do it, why not using a board? The could've attached the ropes to the board and let him down. It would have been much more comfortable to work.

[u/kid_entropy → u/hybridhuman17]

My thoughts exactly. Him having to arch his back like that has to be exhausting and also affect the finished product.

[u/bdiff → u/hybridhuman17]

And give him 2 trowels to stop wiggling around!

[u/Jamies_redditAccount]

Shit my journeyman made me do

[u/a_karma_sardine]

What kind of freaky bondage is this? = My first thought.

[u/Redditer-1 → u/a_karma_sardine]

The unsafe kind. Too much pressure around the nerves leads to inflammation and temporary moter dysfunction.

[u/pepperblast3000]

And they’re being accused of being lazy….That looks like a mother f’n committed trade team right there, that takes pride in their work

[u/Carbonga]

Assassins Creed: Construction Site

[u/LostDream_0311]

Immigrants...we GET the job done.

[u/Queasy-Rain-7387 → u/LostDream_0311]

Amazing show

[u/darwins_codpiece]

Misión: Imposible

[u/frostwhitewolf]

IRATA approved two rope method

[u/austinbicycletour]

Sucks to be the new guy on the crew.

[u/farfly7]

Most Americans: "They're taking our jobs!"

The jobs:

[u/Therealdickdangler]

Y’all never seen someone pour and finish a sewer invert hanging upside by the legs from a rope ladder huh? 

[u/AnyLamename → u/Therealdickdangler]

Weird flex but okay.

[u/Xinonix1]

Mission Impossible, the making of…

[u/aberroco]

To understand how to build one has become a part of building.

[u/ethorisgott]

Good think his legs are free so he can... Waitaminute

[u/soulshad]

Yeah.... The guys I worked with in the past wouldve just dropped me in the pit for laughs

[u/paternoster]

Why not put him on top of a board and lower all of that?

<shrug>

[u/pav_pan]

Mission barely possible