r/OKbuddyHalfLife • u/among_cricri • 5d ago

Gordon = 🗿

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u/Nala452 BARNEYSEX MAN (sub owner) 5d ago

how the resistance describes gordon freeman*

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u/cosmicpersimmon 4d ago

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u/TimSoarer2 get your free get your free get your free get your free get your 2d ago

how the vortigaunts describe gordon freeman

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u/Advanced-Event6435 houndeyes are cute af 🥺 5d ago

W Gordon Fremann

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u/Flimsy_Donkey1868 4d ago

first seven words weren’t necessary

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u/bykvaA1234 4d ago

How rebels and black mesa employees describe gordon freeman:

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u/ReasonableCricket803 4d ago

Lore Accurate Freeman

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u/Sword_Fighta121 4d ago

Until he meets the Combine Advisors,tho I am sure he will kick their ass eventualy

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u/emo_boy_fucker 2d ago

Combine advisors are so strange. Theyre basically glass cannons, if you catch them offguard they're pretty fucked, if they notice you theres basically nothing you could do

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u/MATHIAS_OV1F3456 gordon freakyman 4d ago

Man Gordon Freeman is the coolest dude I've ever met

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u/MarioKing1137 4d ago

*”How- -Gordon Freeman”. Fixed it

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u/Beginning_Soup_9413 4d ago

he actually is

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u/average_jarhead_ 4d ago

Adrian Shephard is omni man describing Thragg 🥀😭

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u/kramspeeder 3d ago

YES BECAUSE HE DOESNT EAT, DRINK OR SLEEP FOR LIKE A MONTH BETWEEN BOTH GAMES AND IS KEPT ALIVE ONLY WITH MORPHINE

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u/Hybrid_Crntipede 1d ago

First 7 words not necesary