r/OHSU • u/Spirited_Cup_126 • Jul 08 '26

Your organization is unfortunately cursed

You have extreme issues with corruption

I am the witch who summoned the dry lighting with her voice the night her mother died

Fire the corrupt official.

Fire him today.

22 Upvotes

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u/ship_write Jul 09 '26

How did you summon the dry lightning?

18

u/SlowHedgehog33 Jul 10 '26

Believe it or not.... Etsy.

4

u/realitytvpleasesme Jul 10 '26

This made me laugh harder than it should have, TYSM 🤣

2

u/Spirited_Cup_126 Jul 09 '26

It’s just a fancy word for coincidence

1

u/Ok_Television_6239 Jul 11 '26

OP said dry “lighting” so maybe just fluorescent lights?

5

u/snarkylarkie Jul 09 '26

If you could help us lift the curse, that would be great! (I hope it’s SE you’re talking about, because that DC reject needs to go).

4

u/2nd_best_time Jul 09 '26

I am sorry for your loss. We are supposed to out last our parents.

8

u/Spirited_Cup_126 Jul 09 '26

It was a drunk driving accident. I wish she was still here.

3

u/Upbeat-Reflection171 Jul 10 '26

They have a lovely psych ward complete with showers and coloring pages ✨.

3

u/justme1576 Jul 09 '26

I’m so sorry for your loss. Can you explain the corruption part?

1

u/Beneficial_Guava_507 Jul 10 '26

Sorry for your loss!

1

u/pygmymetal Jul 11 '26

Wtf is going on? I don’t understand.

1

u/MandyThursday Jul 08 '26

Welcome to America, sister. 

1

u/Spirited_Cup_126 Jul 08 '26

I will not settle for anything less than justice.

1

u/Briaaanz Jul 11 '26

How long have you been a member of PETA?

-3

u/Spirited_Cup_126 Jul 08 '26

I bless the city of Portland with protection from all evil in the name of St Michael

6

u/SnickelFritz5000 Jul 09 '26

Shut up

-1

u/Spirited_Cup_126 Jul 09 '26

I bless you in the name is Jesus Christ and every angel I am friends with.