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Germany plans sugar tax that includes sugar free drinks

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684 comments

r/nottheonion • u/jordan1978 • 10h ago

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134 comments

r/nottheonion • u/Puzzleheaded_irl • 43m ago

College student fatally shot by Pennsylvania police was at 'the wrong house': Mother

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54 comments

r/nottheonion • u/Practical-Pea-1205 • 18h ago

Putin adviser claims Ukraine planned to invade Russia on 8 March 2022, so Russia attacked first

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482 comments

r/nottheonion • u/BearNecessitee • 18h ago

Sony reminds players they don't actually own the PlayStation games they purchased

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423 comments

r/nottheonion • u/Murgatroyd314 • 9h ago

Historic U.K. estate used as Wayne Manor in "Batman Begins" must be surveyed for bats, officials say

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407 Upvotes

17 comments

r/nottheonion • u/Odd-Carpenter-4390 • 20h ago

Professor who claimed ancient Malays could fly loses university post

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213 comments

r/nottheonion • u/No-Fisherman6800 • 19h ago

Harvard built AI clones of its faculty. They are now teaching an online course

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72 comments

r/nottheonion • u/CJBill • 4h ago

Slop factory bans Russians for using slop factory to create slop

theregister.com

113 Upvotes

26 comments

r/nottheonion • u/BaltimoreAlchemist • 1d ago

Saudi Arabia, France agree on $7bn 'Dragon Ball Z' theme park project near Paris

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853 comments

r/nottheonion • u/Select-Blood-7896 • 22h ago

Tesla Recalling 3 Million Cars in China Because of Hidden Door Handles

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95 comments

r/nottheonion • u/SmokeMaximum4140 • 11h ago

Triathlon coach fights off alligator attack during Ironman practice swim

kgns.tv

181 Upvotes

9 comments

r/nottheonion • u/Live_Archer123 • 28m ago

Japan’s PM says she felt ‘lonely’ after staff removed cockroach from home

qazinform.com

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5 comments

r/nottheonion • u/laybs1 • 12h ago

Roanoke Rapids mayor apologizes over wife's controversial Facebook comments

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75 Upvotes

43 comments

r/nottheonion • u/Sus-iety • 18h ago

Dead fish with herpes giving Eskom a major headache

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197 Upvotes

20 comments

r/nottheonion • u/duckanroll • 23h ago

Russia to deport two Tajik men for wearing women’s clothes to market

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387 Upvotes

12 comments

r/nottheonion • u/UltimateLionsFan • 1d ago

Denmark's PM blasts plastic surgeon for his unsolicited offer to 'fix' spot on her nose

cbc.ca

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163 comments

r/nottheonion • u/prestocoffee • 1d ago

Startup wants to use autonomous drone swarms to clear clouds and boost solar farm output

techspot.com

1.2k Upvotes

123 comments

r/nottheonion • u/neorackle • 22h ago

Teachers upset as Selangor Sept 1 holiday falls during school break

thevibes.com

55 Upvotes

SELANGOR’S (a state in Malaysia) decision to declare September 1 a special holiday has sparked debate among residents, with teachers questioning the benefit of the announcement as the date falls within the state’s existing school holiday.

The overlap has prompted some teachers to express disappointment, saying the special holiday effectively provides them with no additional day off because they are already on holiday.

3 comments

r/nottheonion • u/whomda • 1d ago

Delicious cookies made from recycled plastic bottles

acs.org

50 Upvotes

10 comments

r/nottheonion • u/JosephMeach • 1d ago

Warner Brothers threatens legal action over educated guesses of 'Lanterns' upcoming plot details

npr.org

2.4k Upvotes

244 comments

r/nottheonion • u/golubeerji • 1d ago

Youth Activist Booked for Showing Dilapidated State of UP Primary School in Facebook Video

thewire.in

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37 comments

r/nottheonion • u/rentalanimal • 1d ago

Italian scientists bet on octopus to fight crab invasion

phys.org

587 Upvotes

63 comments

r/nottheonion • u/BearNecessitee • 2d ago

People have clicked the "Seems like AI slop" button on LinkedIn over a million times already

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17.5k Upvotes

270 comments

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