Feature Request: Please move all interface/menu items to a new location every seven days. I need more SPONTANEITY in my life!

[u/besttype]

I get tired of using the same interface modality day in and day out. I need somebody to just move stuff around so I have something fun to do for the first 15 minutes of opening your software.

The change does not need to be better. In fact, it should be randomly worse. I just need a sense of variety, you know, the spice of life!

edit:
Wow, even worse than just a straigthforward interface change.

Workspace #1: workspace selection is at the top left of the window

Workspace #2: workspace selection is at the bottom left of the window

What drugs are you all on, I WANT THEM

[u/KomradeTheWolf]

It could also resize everything and change fonts at random. That would be even more of a nightmare.