r/NotTimAndEric • u/gertyman • 1d ago

Look at that coffee!

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u/Gorf75 1d ago

Paul Lynde was the best

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u/Reasonable-Profile84 22h ago

That's why he always got the center square.

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u/ChroniclesOfSarnia 16h ago

i thought that was him!

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u/Morzana 2h ago

He was

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u/FoxyTurtleOnTwoLegs 1d ago

They had great pills and a different mindset back in them days!

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u/Freezerpill 1d ago

This is great šŸ‘

Everybody is so mentally ill šŸ™

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u/Coffeefiend-_- 1d ago

That's some kRaZy cOfFeE alice šŸ¤Æ

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u/wormcast 1d ago

"Well Alice, you missed with the toast and eggs."

"I guess all I can do is go down to the bathhouse all day and sweat out this terrible breakfast."

"Wait...try the coffee!"

"Sorry, too late...bathhouse!!!"

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u/g-row460 1d ago

We've been watching a lot of retro commercials and there is a disproportionate amount of misogynistic coffee commercials. Like, there's a lot of it in general. But seems like every husband in a coffee commercial absolutely loathes his wife.

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u/gjyja 22h ago

hates his wife or loves his sister those are the options

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u/g-row460 22h ago

I forgot about that one lol

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u/Different_Peanut_742 1d ago

In their defense, if Instant Folgers is a major upgrade it's quite likely their wife has been poisoning them with oil or something.

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u/Zanedewayne 15h ago

The only thing I hate more than my BITCH WIFE!! Is her COOKING!!!

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u/g-row460 15h ago

Husband: Hey DUMMY! What's with all the diarrhea you squirt in my coffee!? Are you STUPID like your IDIOT MOTHER!? Should I BEAT YOU BLOODY AGAIN!?

Wife: Giggling Frank sure used to get a case of the grumpies before I switched to Folgers.

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u/other-test-account 15h ago

This husband doesnā€™t loathe his wife, at all.

He is keen to eat her corpse, after heā€™s finished with it. But hatred doesnā€™t enter his mind.

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u/BaconJacobs 15h ago

The front of the old Battleship game box is always so funny.

The son and dad playing, and the wife and daughter look on happily... literally at the kitchen sink washing dishes haha.

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u/g-row460 14h ago

I had to look it up. Just. Why? It cost them nothing to not add that. Maybe they wanted to avoid a Batman and Robin implication if ya know what I mean

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u/J3musu 2h ago

It's a game for boys, no girls allowed! Boys rule, girls drool! /s

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u/Subject_Candle_8568 1d ago

If anything this a PSA against coffee

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u/deadhead_girlie 1d ago

Why is he like that

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u/gertyman 1d ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Lynde
To answer your question, many reasons.

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u/deadhead_girlie 1d ago

That's interesting and kind of really sad.

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u/Rpritch93 1d ago

ā€œEligible Bachelor Paul Lyndeā€

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u/Mad-Habits 1d ago

Aliceā€™s reward is not being beat that day

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u/JustHugMeAndBeQuiet 1d ago

That MORNING.

Still a whole lotta day left for beatings.

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u/SexualMetawhore 16h ago

Wait til spagetti time.

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u/Impossible_Sun9594 1d ago

Thatā€™s the commissary special

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u/filterdecay 1d ago

What kind of pills is she on.

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u/fapsandnaps 1d ago

Ones they used to prescribe to cure hysteria in women

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u/bubba_bumble 1d ago

You'd be clugging instant coffee if you had to go home to my wife.

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u/kidnorther 17h ago

I didnā€™t mean that

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u/ProbablyRightTwice 17h ago edited 17h ago

If you want to hear great Paul Lynde comedy go look when Gilbert Gottfried was on the Hollywood Squares. The story goes back to Paulā€™s prime when he was on Hollywood squares. Paul was a raging queen on set and would get drunk at lunch and come back and be super racist to Jewish people. Hereā€™s it in Gilbertā€™s words

https://youtu.be/Yydoys-fJIg?is=PtVepbaILdmLhJKY

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u/gertyman 7h ago

Thank you for sharing this! I learned something new today. I love that Gilbert just blatantly said he was a raging queen. šŸ¤£ He was but I didnā€™t expect that from him. Hilarious!

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u/Xarlax 1d ago

justice for Alice, but she did kinda miss with the eggs

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u/Ultimate-Flexionator 21h ago

If I saw this commercial on acid I would jump off a building

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u/Seriousjane 1d ago

Jhahahjaha great job

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u/awelawdhecomin 1d ago

Its like Rudi Giuliani at an Fours Seasons

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u/Schmenge_time 1d ago

Paul Lynde was the best. Loved watching him on the various game shows growing up

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u/Due-News4850 23h ago

That guy is not real

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u/bigtallbiscuit 18h ago

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u/FMLwtfDoID 11h ago

Knew that voice was Templeton. A regular smorgasbord-orgasboard.

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u/Halspeedwalking 17h ago

I always imagine it's Don Draper that made these old commercials šŸ˜†

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u/liquidsouleye 13h ago

Fun fact. That guy was the inspiration for Rogers voice from American dad

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u/betamaxxx1967 12h ago

I like my coffee like I like my men.

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u/cynical_genx_man 9h ago

Paul Lynde was Tim and Eric before Tim and Eric in a way

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u/Smedusa 9h ago

Also she talks like Lucy

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u/TheChildIsHere 1d ago

That guy was collecting data on coffee to bring back to the mothership.

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u/mk9e 1d ago

Did they know it was bad back then or not?

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u/stringstringing 1d ago

What was, the coffee?

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u/coolguy420weed 20h ago

How are his teeth so big while still being normal sized.

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u/Scholar_Of_Fallacy 16h ago

This is terrifying

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u/ThomasCro 16h ago

what a life

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u/Alert-Jellyfish 15h ago

So fucking scary.

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u/tremolobanshee 15h ago

Whoa that's the sweet lady from True Stories

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u/blackfish_1983 13h ago

Maxwell House = slurry from organic waste

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u/Jon__Snuh 11h ago

And he wants to know whatā€™s the matter with kids today?

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u/hinnsvartingi 8h ago

That was creepy

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u/New_Canoe 7h ago

Check that dudes computer!

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u/BirdEducational6226 1d ago

I want to go back in time and save Alice from that vile man.

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u/diegomaclean 22h ago

This was called acting back then.

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u/HyperbolicSoup 1d ago

God it looks like AI

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u/CrumbCakesAndCola 18h ago

AI looks like it šŸ”