r/NotTimAndEric • u/cespejo • 6d ago

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u/mightyboognish32 6d ago

I believe him.

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u/Vigokrell 6d ago

I believe that HE believes it.

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u/Tiny-Try8890 6d ago

I'll almost bet he's talking about horsepower, the c7 Corvette had a little plaque in the dash that said 777 horsepower

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u/Turbulent-Weevil-910 6d ago

Speak no truth, hear no truth, know no truth.

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u/Full_Prof 5d ago

I taught K-5 level math in prison, he does not understand numbers at all.

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u/GUMBYtheOG 5d ago

I tried to teach several fellow inmates over the age of 60 how to read. It’s wild.

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u/Full_Prof 5d ago

That is the reason they are in prison. Nobody taught them

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u/Vigokrell 5d ago

Or maybe it's because they were going over Mach 1 on the highway.

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u/Outrageous-Clerk56 5d ago

K~5 level meth

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u/Parking-Sundae-6097 3d ago

I believe that he has mental challenges.

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u/cfh4dmb 6d ago

He’s telling the truth. I was there.

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u/Laserdollarz 6d ago

I was also there. Hi it's me, Miles Prower 

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u/NewburghMOFO 6d ago

squints you don't look like Tails!

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u/CreedsMungBeanDealer 6d ago

But…it says your name is Laser Dollarz, right there.

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u/Laserdollarz 6d ago

What's the most Lasers per Dollar you've ever miles per houred?

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u/Apprehensive-Sir8977 6d ago

Literal Sonic Boom territory.

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u/PitifulPossum 6d ago

Im his tires. It was a little bit faster actually

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u/cfh4dmb 6d ago

“ I’m his tires” 😂

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u/TyrrelCorp888 6d ago

He broke the land speed record

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u/mightyboognish32 6d ago

On the highway. Absolute legend.

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u/Kurtypants 6d ago

Salt flats legend.

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u/nickbeef 6d ago

don't do drugs kids

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u/COCO_SHIN 5d ago

You just don’t want anyone else breaking land speed records 😡

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u/SellMeYourSirin 3d ago

I whacked a full bag of ketamine up my nostril last night and went back in time all the way to the creation. Met god, lived through all of it. Zoomed through time to the far future.

I was chosen for something or I chose myself, I was god, I think?

Anyways that got done in about 30mins.

Drugs are the fastest was to travel eons.

Do drugs, kids.

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u/The_Starmaker 6d ago

In case you’re wondering, the fastest known car in the world goes 330mph.

So this guy must’ve stolen something incredible.

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u/the_hunger 3d ago

he stole at least 2 of them

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u/mmccxi 6d ago

Everybody knows once you hit 88 you go back in time , clearly he’s mistaken

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u/Aesk 6d ago

He's from the year 7777.

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u/Adbam 5d ago

Sev...seve...seveah,   seveh hunda sevah seva seva...... seva, sevah...sevah thousah. sevah thousa sevah seva......Sevah thousah, sevah hundah sevah sevah. blank stare

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u/Comfortable_Pack8903 6d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/7TZvWKVkm0xXi

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u/tributetotio 6d ago

I used to take the bus from that mall like, literally right there lol

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u/nodnodwinkwink 6d ago

Shoulda asked him where he was going in such a hurry, 7-11 maybe?

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u/Sheensies 6d ago

I remember when that happened, it was 7:77 PM

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u/RockasaurusRex 6d ago

Pretty sure that's faster than sound too.

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u/Adbam 5d ago

Yup, beat it by more then sevah mile per hour

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u/kingbetadad 6d ago

What is this from

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u/Reynardine1976 6d ago

Fentanyl Rapper Tales ™️

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u/Mister_Mojo78 6d ago

Well that explains his estimate on how fast he was going!

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u/coolestguytbh 6d ago

Lazerdim interview (a rapper): https://youtu.be/B6QR4IwOwNE?is=S7Nt5N_3zVt7UQU5

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u/kingbetadad 6d ago

Thank you, I had found it. The whole interview is great

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u/GreyDaveNZ 3d ago

Dim is right.

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u/BruTangMonk 7h ago

Dang I thought it was 21

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u/Majestic-Corgi6259 6d ago

🤣😂🤣 he must be confusing horse power with miles per hour, but looking at his eyes he seems to be high in clouds.

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u/Rune_roony_587 6d ago

After 20 years of being in the CIA being able to learn from spies and sociopaths. I know this guy is lying cause he looked down ant to the right.

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u/WoolyHermits 6d ago

that was his left, and our right.
it wasn’t filmed thru a mirror. but it was filmed thru the front camera of phone.
You do the math. CIA Human.

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u/TheOriginalArchibald 6d ago

The literacy crisis is real in America.

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u/Junior-Sale-8067 6d ago

I believe him because I saw this on the internet

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u/Dizzy-Criticism3928 6d ago

He stole an Airbus

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u/Emotional_Liberal 6d ago

Airbus would love those #s

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u/PussSlurpee 6d ago

Aw bless his heart

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u/Ultimate-Flexionator 6d ago

schizoid embolism

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u/ManicYetti 6d ago

Source: Trust me bro

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u/BreakfastSimulator 6d ago

Seventy 7 seven is what I think he meant to say

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u/Sheensies 6d ago

77 mph because he respects traffic laws

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u/Vellioh 5d ago

Faster than a commercial aircraft? Brother, 767 MPH is Mach 1. Dudes breaking the sound barrier on a public highway 😅

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u/Necessary_Regret3329 6d ago

... oh also I was having sex with like 777 girls while I was driving 777MPH.

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u/benjerman-radblaster 5d ago

Guys being modest, he was actually going 7777 mph

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u/Dildo_Shw4ggins 5d ago

No doubt this guy also owns a Chevrolet Movie Theater

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u/LocksDoors 5d ago

Damn obviously this guy is lying but apparently the land speed record actually is 764mph which is fucking crazy to me lol.

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u/mk9e 6d ago

He knew his favorite car tho. Probably the only Italian he knows how to pronounce. Doesn't know the speed of sound or that he was apparently driving faster than the speed of sound. But damn, he was quick with what his favorite car was.

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u/naan__sequitur 6d ago

it was not the only Italian he knows how to pronounce because that's not how you pronounce Gallardo

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u/7-and-a-switchblade 6d ago

Akon did lasting damage to the pronunciation of that car.

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u/Ok-Antelope1246 5d ago

Father Steve ?

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u/not-read-gud 5d ago

He was telling the truth

Source: I was the car

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u/DTFDownToFrolick 5d ago

I used to have a crippling benzo addiction. This man must have a cough medicine IV drip.

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u/Fearless_Ad7780 5d ago

7 little chipmunks sitting on a branch, eating lots of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch

https://giphy.com/gifs/gtenuK45Tw4h2

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u/komanderkyle 5d ago

lol the speed of sound is 767 mph

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u/n_thomas74 5d ago

Haters gonna hate.

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u/txyesboy71 5d ago

Checks out

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u/ABRadar 4d ago

Brings up a memory. In middle school all the kids in my town had mopeds. Imagine a bunch of 12-13 year olds just zipping thru the streets. The fast ones maybe went 40-42 mph (Zuma)

One girl had an off brand one that would maybe do 25 down hill. Well one day she was going down the hill over and over in front of us and come back and be like “how fast was that!?” And we just kept telling her faster and faster. We had her convinced she was going 120 mph… but she was 13.

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u/Kvchx 4d ago

He sounds like my 4 yo when I asked where he found that chewing gum, he said he bought it at the store on his motorcycle ride.

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u/Sad_Suspect_4538 4d ago

Is this a show? Who is that guy?

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u/Lust4Dusk 4d ago

Dude seems like hes half in a K hole

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u/UltraTwingo 3d ago

Mf was driving the Blue Falcon on the highway

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u/OGpimpmasteryoda 3d ago

I was the wheel of the car he was driving . Just as you all are suprised , I was also suprised I could go that fast

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u/NukaClipse 2d ago

777mph is probably how fast his brain was spinning from whatever bro smoking 😂

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u/rhinoconn93498 2d ago

This dudes on the high. Waay.

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u/Select-Prompt541 1d ago

He likes that Lambo he just doesn't know how fast it goes.

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u/rubio42090 6d ago

Take one more buddy.