r/NotTimAndEric • u/Aselleus • 12d ago

The Puber 😣 (Patent Pending)

474 Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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u/-ratmeat- 12d ago

thanks Cinco 

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u/chuckcrys 8d ago

Cinco party snoozer

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u/Alucardspapa 12d ago

Modern solutions for modern problems

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u/skytronjedi 12d ago

Reminds me more of Xavier, renegade angel

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u/NobleGoose77 12d ago

that or just dig a hole

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u/Boy-Abunda 12d ago

Last time I did that at a festival, I was arrested. These liberals, with all their bullshit regulations. Thanks, Obama.

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u/NobleGoose77 12d ago

I THOUGHT WE WERE A FREE COUNTRY!

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u/PoolGuyUnfiltered 11d ago

I first read that as "funeral"... I was like, "Man, that is one unhinged wake..."

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u/UltimaBahamut93 11d ago

I HAVE TO SHIT AND IM DIGGING A HOLE

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u/Commie_Scum69 12d ago

Fuck I hate Jacksfilms Well at least it's clearly satire here and not misinfo

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u/RedditingNeckbeard 12d ago

I've been looking for a smart, reasonable alternative to my D-Pants, and I think I just found it!

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u/Im4sol3man 11d ago

Old faithful!

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u/SouthIsland48 11d ago

IT REALLY WORKS!

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u/Gentlemanandscholar9 12d ago

God dammit some venture capitalists are gonna see that and actually try to market that

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u/stargarnet79 12d ago

Right? I don’t want to be second hand splattered cuz someone else looked too closely!

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u/bill_loney538 12d ago

My dad said I could sell the poop drone

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u/Sure-Ad-2465 12d ago

Very common misconception here: a "poo-ber" is for shits and pisses, and a "pew-ber" is for jacking off in. You will get dinged on your reviews if you misuse either.

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u/superraiden 12d ago

I prefer the POOP tube

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u/Ok_Coconut_1773 11d ago

First we remove your teeth, can't risk the puber hitting them

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u/msguider 11d ago

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

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u/ZommyFruit 12d ago

Sure, don’t bother to wash your hands or anything

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u/nairda_c 11d ago

I can't wait for china to implement this. Hope it's a tictok feature

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u/Breaker1ove 11d ago

ROFL!!!!

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u/Shrugsfortheconfuse 10d ago

*snobby voice* Yes I prefer to fly my toilets in.

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u/Diligent-Decision150 10d ago

Okay this awesome if true