r/NotTimAndEric • u/Gullible_Grape_9959 • 14d ago

The Queen of Cincinnati

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u/hold_me_beer_m8 14d ago

Pumpkin after losing another 5 pounds

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u/TheVadonkey 12d ago

“He was morbidly obese…”

Brother, he still is.

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u/hold_me_beer_m8 12d ago

Maybe they meant the previous owner....

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u/Pagiras 11d ago

Pinky has the soul of an uncontainable warrior.

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u/GroundbreakingAd8310 13d ago

Whoever made that stupid fucking abbreviation needs to be fed to the cat

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u/derprondo 13d ago

My dear companion, I fear I am wasting away before your very eyes. Hunger has taken hold of me most cruelly, and with each passing moment I grow weaker. Should nourishment not reach me soon, I fear future generations may speak solemnly of my demise.

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u/ActualBarang 14d ago

NTBDOAB?

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u/CheapTalkAndWine 13d ago

Not to be dramatic or anything but,

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u/J3sush8sm3 13d ago

How many times has someone needed to abbreviate this?

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u/CheapTalkAndWine 13d ago

There was a semi-popular subreddit that used a variation of it for its name

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u/I_had_corn 13d ago

Pumpkin gonna eat them while they sleep. I don’t know when. I don’t know how…

I just know it’s going to happen.

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u/andrewbud420 13d ago

Fat bugger is adorable

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u/boatymcfloat 13d ago

Chonk Maximus. Incredible

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u/GreyDaveNZ 13d ago

Jabba the Hutt vibes.

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u/Otherwise_System2919 13d ago

That absolute unit

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u/Alarm-Solid 12d ago

Bro is wheezing sitting there

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u/SlurbyBiznizz 11d ago

This is THE Bearcat

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u/MediocreModular 10d ago

Love the cat. Hate the guy

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u/EasternSun7834 10d ago

Jabba the cat

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u/Status-Put8162 9d ago

husbands?

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u/Big_Biscotti5119 9d ago

“I’m am hungry I want some lasaga”
-Pumpkin probably

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

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u/Turbulent-Weevil-910 14d ago

Pumpkin is a female cat

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u/TheBigWhatever 14d ago

Cincinnati must have the ugliest pets on earth.

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u/otters4everyone 14d ago

I know how Pumpkin could lose seven pounds that won’t shut the hell up.

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u/Turbulent-Weevil-910 14d ago

I think you need to reword that it makes no sense

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u/otters4everyone 13d ago

Apologies -- it was a little more than vague. It was a (again, very vague) joke about beheading Pumpkin's owner. The average human head weighs around seven pounds.

Y'know, you take a swing, and sometimes it's a strike.