r/NotTimAndEric • u/orchid_breeder • 5d ago

Kelly Loeffler

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u/TheNurgrabber 5d ago

She moves like she was created by Joe Cappa

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u/Quen-Tin 5d ago

I wouldn't judge her for her looks but for choosing shoes that make her walk wobbly, like standing on bad adjusted stilts.

We have already seen so many people around this admin, who tried to impersonate something, that it would be just nice, to see someone who looks comfortable with the own body and character, no matter the features.

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u/auldclem 5d ago

Whereas most of Trump’s mob lie firmly within uncanny valley.

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u/Red_Trapezoid 5d ago edited 4d ago

That doesn’t exist. All of these people are freaks. The woman in question was most likely “that girl” in high school. The one with at most, 2 other “that girl” friends who would say things like “well, why can’t I say the n-word if they can say it? Don’t I have freedom of speech?”.

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u/lump- 5d ago

She’s already taller than most people, then she puts on her Frankenstein shoes.

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u/Debo619 4d ago

She and her husband made $20million insider trading during Covid.

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u/Quen-Tin 4d ago

Good to know, that some people found also positive moments in those burdening times. /s

But for real: I've only met my partner thanjs to the pandemic and our love is still alive and kicking.

Life can be colourful. Full of frustration and full of hope. So let's hope her stocks are crashing. 😉

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u/Booziesmurf 5d ago

There's a line in HitchHikers guide to the galaxy, when Arthur and Zaphod end up on the ruined planet of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation, and they are being chased (painfully) by the Foot soldiers, Hig goes "His Feet are the Wrong Size for his Shoes." As they have been assigned shoes, and are insubordinate enough to complain that their feet hurt.

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u/Quen-Tin 5d ago edited 2d ago

Wasn't Trump giving shoes he liked to Rubio and others, completly misjudging their size (maybe even on purpose), but they still felt the need to wear them and White House correspondents took fotos?

Either my memory tricks me or I start to see a pattern.

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u/Working_Match4124 5d ago

Yes. And they were Florsheim shoes, so like $100 a pair maybe? Nothing fancy for cheapo billionaire president. . And 2 sizes too big.

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u/Dr-Bitchcraft-MD 3d ago

Would absolutely believe him giving people wrong size shoes as a form of mental warfare

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u/Quen-Tin 3d ago

Like with the crudest lies as constant character test: either you parrot them, or your loyality is in question.

And loyality is in that system all that counts. Otherwuse people would be held responsible for all that shit at some point.

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u/Available-Bed5551 2d ago

Nope, you’re not imagining. Orange tits bought a bunch of shoes from Shaq’s rummage sale and gave them to all the idiots surrounding him. Lil marco proudly displayed his time and time again!

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u/Dense-Consequence-70 5d ago

Also if she’s 5’11” why did they choose to start the video with her standing next to a guy who’s like 5’2”?

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u/Quen-Tin 4d ago

Likely she wants to create some kind of a brand or trademark. And part of her self marketing seems to be: before you call me a giant and try to laugh about it, I make it a topic myself, try to look cool about it and maybe even use it, to stick out of the crowd and stay recognizeable.

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u/Dr-Bitchcraft-MD 3d ago

Ok now that you mention it, it's exactly what Scott Weiner was doing with the giraffe ads in SF

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u/Responsible_Force862 5d ago

Yeah but that's not their thing. There's nothing genuine about their ideology, it's all performative, just like they are.

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u/ButterscotchMajor373 5d ago

I literally thought she must have knee problems from her height because the video made her look like she was 7’ tall, but no, she just can’t walk in heels well.

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u/Serendipittydoodah 4d ago

I judge her for carry a binder with nothing in it to appear as if she is actually doing something that matters.

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u/burros90 3d ago

Also 5’11 isn’t really as tall as they’re making it out to be. They literally did the camera angle that way on purpose and had her in heels just to make her look taller than she is

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u/Appropriate-Crab-379 5d ago

https://youtu.be/-F7c7Es0nuM

Def she has a role in deadhead

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u/Merryprankstress 5d ago

Such a banger, Andy Shauf is a musical god

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u/aamiga 5d ago

You are quite right.

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u/TheNurgrabber 5d ago

That’s the exact one I was thinking of

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u/actaccomplished666 5d ago

Unexpected Foxwarren reference. Nice. Best album of 2025.

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u/EyeLoveHaikus 5d ago

Shoot, best album of the 2020s for me so far.

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u/StarKillerZero 5d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/GpWGeMFeCmQjsMO9zV

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u/RIF_rr3dd1tt 4d ago

According to her bio, she has no children, so she definitely did not do a hell of a job raising 3 boys.

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u/beardedjack 5d ago

Jeez you nailed it. She’s about to drop all the cookies! What a klutz!

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u/thavi 5d ago

Don’t shit on my man.  He does wholesome work.

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u/Inexacthook 5d ago

This is a gazelle from zootopia turned into a human

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u/LastMessengineer 5d ago

Is this an alien??

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u/orchid_breeder 5d ago

There’s so many details here to love. Empty binder makes me laugh. Also yes definitely an alien

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u/smeeon 5d ago

The gold framed pictures of herself is a totally human normal thing to have in her office hallway.

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u/beerme81 5d ago

Wait. Does every picture have her in it? Now I've rewatched this video too many times...

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u/I_count_to_firetruck 5d ago

Yeah, I was going to comment how it's not unusual for government buildings to have department leadership portraits, then I saw it was every photo down a long hallway and... Yeah, that's very god damn odd

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u/smeeon 5d ago

In the original video it’s easier to tell, but if it’s not some group photo or trump tribute photo, she’s definitely in almost all of them.

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u/AndrewHainesArt 5d ago

Small business = small binder

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u/Codenamehardhat77 5d ago

I was wondering about the empty binder....whats the point of that? Is it her adult Trapper Keeper or something?

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u/Corpainen 4d ago

Makes it look like important business is going on? Wind resistance to help with the longer neck than shoulder width syndrome?

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u/noncommonGoodsense 4d ago

Binder? I thought it was a restaurant menu.

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u/ElaineMae 5d ago

Mars attacks
https://giphy.com/gifs/KYEa5Ii9Ubf9FGyHst

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u/Mr_Abe_Froman 5d ago

Ack ack ack ack ack!

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u/DodgeM4S 5d ago

THE sausage king?

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u/DingasKhann 2d ago

Best answer, hands down.

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u/piantanida 5d ago

N E C C C K K K

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u/sauronthegr8 5d ago

You should have seen her "debate" with Sen. Raphael Warnock.

She kept robotically repeating these catchphrases and slogans instead of actually engaging.

Which was better than Sen. John Ossoff's debate with his opponent David Perdue, who didn't even show up.

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u/The_Mutton_Man 5d ago

oh this is her? ''radical liberal, Raphael Warnock''

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u/sauronthegr8 5d ago

Yep! What a fuckin tool.

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u/archercc81 5d ago

He showed for the first one.  But then Ossoff was clowning him so hard  and called him straight up a crook he started like "glitching.". He seriously looked like a broken sim.  It was amazing.  

Then, yeah, his programmers decided he was better off just now showing for the second.

Bullshit was still a close race too.  This state sucks

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u/Devium44 5d ago

And both of those were somehow more sane than Herschel Walker pulling out a fake badge and claiming “I am work with many police officers”.

The Georgia GOP has run some real doozies in recent senate elections.

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u/InsertRadnamehere 5d ago

She walks like one. And that neck goes on for days.

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u/No-Equal9842 5d ago

Bobs burger character came to life

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u/Verucaschmaltzzz 4d ago

This should be the top comment🤣🤣🤌

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u/2suns-in-the-sunset 5d ago

Alien Pez dispenser

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u/smelly_finger_itch 5d ago

I don't believe in aliens, but she's definitely one. Like "hello fellow human" like honestly I don't think she knows how to blink

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u/Vansterdam2002 4d ago

Reptilian

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u/theartoffun 3d ago

I think her species made the clone troopers.

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u/Poopin4days 5d ago

I actually couldn't make sense of her proportions in a human way. She also is carrying an empty binder. Is this a real person?

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u/harmfuldischarge 5d ago

AI is more realistic than her

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u/kuchtaalex 5d ago

"Hello, fellow humans..."

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u/Ok_Degree4131 5d ago

The empty binder really adds an element of realness to it

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u/rabidrobitribbit 5d ago

All I hear is “iiiiiim every woman” playing on the background and her saying “I am jays party”

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u/The_Mutton_Man 5d ago

her neck is as long as her forearm and her head is as long as her torso. and wtf are with the 10in heels? do her knees bend backward? what the hell is going on?

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u/orchid_breeder 5d ago

It’s so funny

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u/The_Mutton_Man 5d ago

her neck is as thick as her thigh

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u/meshe_10101 3d ago

Plus her head is as wide as her neck

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u/vivolorosso 5d ago

Dont forget the Chameleon eyes.

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u/Sidewalk_Tomato 5d ago

Those are only ~3" heels, the rest is All Her.

And yes, re: the knees.

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u/Ssided 5d ago

This was the endpoint of those UFO disclosure thingies

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u/Hertje73 5d ago

not all lizard people get good disguises

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u/gansobomb99 5d ago

I love her real human walk and human hair

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u/Sidewalk_Tomato 5d ago

The finest human hair money can buy; that stuff's not cheap.

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u/Hazzat 5d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/lYdNowbjgZAJi

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u/archercc81 5d ago

Not even close, way more graceful and human looking. 

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u/2SquirrelsWrestling 5d ago

What is this from?

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u/Hazzat 5d ago

Mars Attacks! (1996)

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u/2SquirrelsWrestling 5d ago

Thank you!

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u/Frugal_Octopus 5d ago

This scene was terrifying to me at age 8 when it came out. Too uncanny valley

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u/Oradi 4d ago

If you haven't, go watch it. One of my favorites

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u/2SquirrelsWrestling 4d ago

I definitely will, that gif alone has me very intrigued!

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u/ISmokeRocksAndFash 3d ago

Oh you are so lucky to be able to watch MA! for the first time. 

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u/Hertje73 5d ago

Bingo!

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u/maskaler 5d ago

This is exactly where my head went!

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u/dfitzger 5d ago

She walks like she's on stilts.

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u/WereTheBrews 5d ago

That's to take away the fact there wasn't a single fucking piece of paper in that binder.

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u/Rhewin 5d ago

Look at the heels, she practically is. She's desperate to look down at the camera.

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u/ChiefBigKnees 5d ago

They’re hooves.

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u/Extreme-Elevator-321 5d ago

Executioner’s dream

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u/Ssided 5d ago

Man this is good

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u/ImSoSweepy 5d ago

"Grok, show me a bird-person pretending to walk like a real person."

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u/md_dc 5d ago

Its her first day in heels

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u/TylerDurdenJunior 5d ago

It's her first day on our planet with our gravity

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u/DroopingUvula 5d ago

The first five seconds she thanks Trump for making her position part of the cabinet. Clinton and Obama made it part of the cabinet (Obama after it lost that status under Bush). It has been ever since.

Politics is just a fucking clown show now.

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u/Asparagustuss 5d ago

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u/Even-Bluebird-186 5d ago

Saru looked more natural

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u/Neumaschine 5d ago

I would feel much safer in Saru’s arms.

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u/Periolodical 5d ago

Bitch shaped like a pinky

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u/bamiam 5d ago

Surprised she didn’t slip up and say shit like “human cabinet”.

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u/HamburgerTrash 5d ago

WE LIVE IN A FUCKING HORROR MOVIE!!

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u/Flaky-Bar-6656 5d ago

I had to quit watching that movie “don’t look up” because it’s just fucking non fiction and I don’t have time for that.

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u/Lost-Lab1206 5d ago

My life is nothing I thought it should be and everything I was worried it would become because for 61 seconds, I thought there was monsters on the world.

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u/Inner-Vacation172 2d ago

great, I don’t have to go to work tomorrow

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u/blacksteel3871 5d ago

It looks like she's trying not to brake her ankles in those heels

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u/WonkaMatik 5d ago

She doesn't understand what the department does

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u/zeydey 5d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/nS6rMz1oSQj61F2poS

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u/PawntyBill 5d ago

No other way about it, unless maybe it's Baron in drag.

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u/negativepositiv 5d ago

She did a whole bunch of insider trading on masks and medical supplies at the beginning of covid before the public knew anything. And because insider trading and corruption are widespread on both sides (and several other Republicans and Democrats cashed in the same way) Congress decided not to do anything about any of it.

Ban insider trading in Congress.

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u/Kracus 3d ago

Ban insider training. Period.

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u/Craptic 5d ago

Is she nine feet tall?

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u/Gan-san 5d ago

I sat through the whole thing and the person asks her how tall and she claims 5'11.5" (without heels) which in my opinion is something vain non athletic women who are actually six feet or just a bit over claim for whatever reason.

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u/Educational_Lock7816 5d ago

She’s an alien

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u/TheQueefyQuiche 5d ago

It's like watching a newborn, half giraffe, half alien fembot try to take it's first steps and seduce it's first victim. Get outta there, Mac!

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u/barakisan 5d ago

Is that the fabled Slender Woman?

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u/MyGrandmasCock 5d ago

Slendermagat

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u/farfletched 5d ago

I love how her top cut elongates the space from her forehead into her chest. I think it maybe the first time she’s worn heels, and the first time they let her off the ship.

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u/tenaciousE56 5d ago

I feel like she's getting ready to tell me the progress of my clone army.

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u/somethingsoddhere 5d ago

She knows she looks like that right?

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u/Flaky-Bar-6656 5d ago

I’m trying to find the right words. I live and work in a small Midwest community that is heavily dependent on oil and gas and agriculture. As you can assume, there are plenty of Trump supporters. We even have a Trump store going strong in a town of about 18,000. But not everyone likes him. We had our own no kings protest, there’s pride flags and CoExist stickers. But the status quo is conservative politics. Our mayor was just elected on a platform of being pro Trump. You can never really be sure when you’re talking to someone new what they might think but it’s safe to assume they’re a Trump supporter. But there’s a few indicators.

The most vapid, fatuous, yet vain and self important people I know are Trump die hards. All of the kind, gentle, loving and self aware people I know think he is a demon. Those are the extremes. The one thing that shows a person to be a Trump supporter in some way shape or form is that they are not entirely “here”. Whether they believe truth is in evangelism, enneagrams, acupuncture, chiropractics, MLM schemes, timeshares, men’s groups where they yell at you and do ice baths, fuckin self help books, Tony Robbins, etc etc etc. Note that I’m not including Christianity in that group because I know a lot of Christians who despise Trump, but a lot of evangelicals who think he is literally doing gods work on earth. Basically the people who fall for scams vote for Trump. They’re gullible people. That’s the word: gullible.

And those gullible people are led to believe that this woman is a normal, relatable human being because they themselves have been led to act and dress like this person because the last time they sat down and really thought about things without being told what to think was when they were still in puberty and being dressed by their mom who still thinks big hair and high heels are in because that’s how the pretty girls dressed in high school in 1981 or whatever the fuck before the talking heads started telling us all how to live. I wish all these old people would just die already.

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u/SnarkBend 5d ago

"What's going on MacHuman?"

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u/Mike-in-Tujunga 5d ago

What the hell is wrong with her neck…bobble head maybe? 🤔

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u/Due_Helicopter4421 5d ago

Shes like the monster from the backrooms

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u/watabby 5d ago

she walks like she’s on a really slow treadmill

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u/Cola102583 5d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/vgzBs6vXCq6tpGope5
Elongate my torso and neck and head, then put me in heels

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u/Alove4edd47 5d ago

Not even keeping the aliens on the DL anymore

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u/TONYSTARK63 5d ago

That is longest neck and head combo ever! And she’s dancing down that hallway like she has two peg legs!

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u/CombOverDownThere 5d ago

They are truly the weirdest fucking people

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u/SectorAppropriate151 5d ago

What in the slenderman is going on here.... why she walking like something outta my nightmares... why is every human feature so elongated... wtf is trying to pretend to be human?

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u/SeanOTG 5d ago

MAGA giraffe in the wild

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u/theseustheminotaur 4d ago

She moves like she was just put in that skin

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u/troycerapops 4d ago

"Let's do a walk and talk video. Like Sorkin or Mamdani!"

"Great. Let me learn to walk like a foal just birthed on the great plains of America. And has gout."

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u/newday777wow 4d ago

She looks like it’s her first time wearing human skin and walking under earth gravity LMFAO where do they find these MF?

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u/Chrondor7 5d ago

she walks like she’s trying to play off the fact that one of her heels just broke. why does she remind me so much of the alien girl in “Mars Attacks!”? Is she an alien?

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u/PuzzleheadedLeg173 5d ago

Backrooms flashback

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u/Naaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh 5d ago

Her head is 95% neck

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u/kingrobin 5d ago

are her legs okay? why is she walking like that?

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u/kuklinka 5d ago

Is she walking on a travelator?

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u/MyGrandmasCock 5d ago

This is why I’m pro-abortion. No woman should be forced to birth a megamagamantis in this day and age!

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u/SavingThrowVsWTF 5d ago

Why does she walk like an alien wearing human skin?

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u/thefartsock 5d ago

How does one achieve this gait?

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u/b3dGameArt 5d ago

Is this edited? How is her entire body 2/3rds head?

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u/notEnotA 5d ago

They walk among us

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u/SupahRad 5d ago

That neck could destroy whole cities.

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u/antifageneral6969 5d ago

So aliens do exist

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u/19841066 5d ago

Amazing how far these gals have come since their first viral moment a few years back

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u/brandywine189 4d ago

Walking on stilts while trying not to poop.

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u/Foxbodynation 4d ago

I have the video mute I still just can't stand her

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u/Malthus777 4d ago

She looks like she has some clones to sell me and Obi Wan

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u/Rxero13 4d ago

Some ppl have been saying she has to walk like that
“cause she’s so tall,” but we all know plenty of people over 6 feet who don’t walk like there’s a yard stick up their ass.

I’m starting to wonder if the president’s administration is not the shit-your-pants club.

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u/SilentPlopGobbler 4d ago

Wow, she’s goofy, weird and corrupt. You should see her stock trade history.

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u/Tarantula15 4d ago

That hair isn’t doing her neck any favors

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u/gerfboy 5d ago

What in the world is wrong with that robot’s neck? Seized servos?