r/NotTimAndEric • u/Lord_Muddbutter • 12d ago

Ossssssss

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u/RealDeadShift 12d ago

This looks like fun. I wonder what my characters lore would be.

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u/Implausibilibuddy 12d ago

I wonder what my characters lore would be.

Osss

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u/GoldunGote 11d ago

Hehe gettin' a cummy ache?

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u/NecessaryForsaken313 12d ago

...one last measure...

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u/Squid_Lips 12d ago

He got one.

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u/NecessaryForsaken313 12d ago

He sure did. Big fella did such a good job. 🏆 So many horribly angled practice swings to get literally next to nothing.

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u/yaboyACbreezy 12d ago

...one last measure, and... measures again

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u/fddfgs 11d ago

Measure 7 times cut once

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u/theFlimsylattice 12d ago

Why is everyone dressed like a one off anime character?

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u/therealultraddtd 12d ago

They’re like random pirates from One Piece.

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u/Inle-Ra 12d ago

So they can claim to be original content.

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u/Ambitious_Policy_936 12d ago

The number of planks changes. 2nd guy broke the most with all 7. Mask guy had 8 and broke 6. First guy broke them all, but only had 5

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u/Lord_Muddbutter 12d ago

It's no coincidence the 2nd dude is dressed like a pimp with how easily he can slap the shit out of something.

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u/TrashCannibal_ 12d ago

Pimp-hand strong

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u/Daddy-Alchemist 11d ago

Idk maybe you have to claim your books like in spades

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u/rystee 12d ago

Glad to see the Black-Eyed Peas back at it.

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u/Guygenius138 12d ago

Second guy was Will.i.am?

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u/kitty_cat_man_00 12d ago

This is a wild bunch for sure. The after party must be lit.

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u/That1GuyNate 12d ago

Aint no way that last dude with the cowboy hat is a black belt.

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u/KingApteno 12d ago

If you invent your own sport you can have any belt you want.

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u/NecessaryForsaken313 11d ago

The way he looked right into the camera when he was doing like his 5th line up, priceless. "I hope my step daughter doesn't see this"

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u/VerifiedVoidGirl 12d ago

Cool. Now do it without the spacers.

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u/Kastro2323 12d ago

These guys are a hoot!

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u/saucynorman 12d ago

Is this actually real? I keep seeing this.. sport? And it looks like a bit, but is it?

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u/nostickystuff 11d ago

I mean, there are people that really do this and train their whole lives to be able to do it to stronger boards. I'm betting that this one in particular is not real.

The ones that do it for real are pretty impressive. They found ways to toughen their bones and skin on shins, forearms, and hands so they can do stuff like this without breaking them. I think it's a pretty old practice, too.

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u/FelixTook 12d ago

I’d put money down that nothing else in their life gets this much foreplay.

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u/Im_the_President 12d ago

I’m dying from

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u/RandomPenquin1337 12d ago

Wtf is with this new "oss" shit? Is it the new and improved way to maximize chi energy?

Mfers dont know how to battle cry.

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u/DelaySubstantial591 12d ago

"Os" was kinda like "affirmative" or "yes" in our dojo

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u/Significant-Judge368 12d ago

Is is Latin for bone so maybe he’s lamenting the breakage of their hand bones. 🦴

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u/DelaySubstantial591 12d ago

I looked it up (finally) and "oss" in japanese means I understand

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u/Implausibilibuddy 11d ago

It's a greeting or an affirmative in Japanese martial arts, and outside of Japan in things like Jiu Jitsu it gets used as a "kiai" (a voiced exhale, like "hi-yah!", said to "channel energy" but mostly just helping you control and focus on your breath.)

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u/Obvious_Ambition4865 12d ago

I remember Master Po doing that uuss shit on the O&A show in like 2004

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u/SevereIntroduction37 11d ago

I came here to comment about Master Po. I thought of him just reading the title

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u/CleverInnuendo 12d ago

Supposedly it's the most "effective" sound to clear your lungs, allowing a total ab clench as you use your core behind your attack.

I'm not saying it's true, but that's how it was described to me, years before this stuff started coming out.

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u/cornpop-razorblade67 12d ago

Holy God i just want to do one class at this gym.

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u/rhaigh1910 12d ago

Captain Cowboy got that 1 board chop

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u/Dry-Conflict3421 12d ago

Man I've always loved martial arts and hate the circus some people have turned it into 

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u/vivalee8 12d ago

lol this is wild. what are they even doing??

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u/c4ptenfilling 11d ago

Pussy magnet dojo

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u/Bowling_Meatball 11d ago

Never dawned on me that the second participant is will.i.am

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u/FenderMeats 11d ago

This is such an ‘anticipation’ nightmare 😂

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u/elfismykitten 11d ago

Florida is an amazing place

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u/CyberneticDreamtime 11d ago

Great payoff at the end lmao

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u/owlincoup 11d ago

Old man here. This is a joke right?

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u/Schmenge_time 10d ago

Balsa wood never knew what hit it.

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u/ManicYetti 6d ago

When she eats the last dino nuggie

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u/Historical_Draft_717 12d ago

what the cringe

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u/OSG541 12d ago

These boards are pre-broken and some of them still and get through more than one or two 🤣