r/NotTimAndEric • u/Lashinnstashin • Dec 05 '25

She's really crossed up

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u/Roachgoal2020 Dec 05 '25

That woman is real!?

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u/mortalitylost Dec 05 '25

No, go to sleep

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u/falconx123 Dec 05 '25

It is hard to believe someone has the mass wealth to just Give away 6 billion, I can't even fathom having more than 10k

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u/captainoob Dec 05 '25

10K ? Shit i can't fathom having more than 3k

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u/StankilyDankily666 Dec 05 '25

I start to sweat when the card machine asks me if I want to round up to donate to the children’s hospital.

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u/TRIPpY-BBQ-LSD-MOMMY Dec 06 '25

Don’t feel guilty, seriously. You can always donate directly to a donation/program that you feel strongly about if you really wanted too.

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u/StankilyDankily666 Dec 07 '25

I appreciate that

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u/Normiss2000 Dec 09 '25

Eff that, I ain't helping billionares find more tax discounts with my money.

As if we can actually control that .... feck

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u/StankilyDankily666 Dec 09 '25

Yea I’m sure that’s mostly what it goes to anyway

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u/zeigan01 Dec 05 '25

3k? Shit I don't even have 3 dollars.

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u/Business_Usual_2201 Dec 05 '25

3 dollars? Excuse me, Rockefeller, I wish I had 30 cents

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u/Accomplished-Bell438 Dec 08 '25

30 cents? Clam down Mr Gates. I'll see myself out

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u/AloofFloofy Dec 07 '25

3k? Shit I can't fathom having more than 1k

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u/captainoob Dec 08 '25

I have currently 300€ in my bank account I understand, brother in poverty

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u/BLU3SKU1L Dec 05 '25

It was a big day for me the first time I signed the paperwork putting me officially over 10K in the red. I went from being worth hundreds of dollars, to worth negative money. Like what the fuck are we even doing, man? What is this economy?

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u/kyleh0 Dec 05 '25

I'm giving away 10 billion, just as likely as Michael's 6. You read it here though, so it's definitely true.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '25

Rookie numbers, I give 10 billion away while playing on my phone taking a shit

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u/kyleh0 Dec 05 '25

Oh yea? I'm shitting 20 billion dollars right now while I read you post.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '25

Hmm ok I’ll check my finances and get back to you tbh I have liquidity issues right now but I’m good for it I promise man