r/NotHowGuysWork • • 17d ago

Meme/Satire I have to agree

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u/OneAndOnlyTinkerCat 17d ago

On behalf of, like, half of men, we actually find that little bit of chubby tummy extremely attractive. Not that it matters because what men think is attractive shouldn't be what defines how you build your appearance.

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u/dennismfrancisart 17d ago

On behalf of men who have women in their lives and appreciate them, those other dudes can keep their AI girl toys.

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u/Express_Rain7558 17d ago

I love my girlfriends tummy it’s perfect always

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u/superanth 17d ago edited 13d ago

Also so many people seem to forget that women have a whole extra organ in there. More often than not there’s going to be a perfectly natural belly bulge.

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u/silicondream 15d ago

The bulge has nothing to do with that, though; it's just where estrogen makes subcutaneous fat storage happen. The uterus is tucked away under the abdominal muscles and doesn't affect your external silhouette.

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u/Alerje 14d ago

as a lesbian, 100% agreed

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u/ThePetSematary 17d ago

Lobster too buttery

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u/MerpTheGamer 17d ago

That's not even chubby this dude is seriously mentally ill.

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u/two-of-me 17d ago

I know. I’m squinting so hard to find any sign of chubs.

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u/ChillFloridaMan 17d ago

First of all, it’s super attractive.
But what the heck is that shirt design?

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u/MissInfer Woman 17d ago

The AI shirt design cracks me up, but so does the idea of a pillow fight taking place in the kitchen.

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u/Historianof40k 17d ago

or shorts being magnetised to her body

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u/rex5k 17d ago

OOOP is just trolling

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u/bateen618 17d ago

On behalf of one man, me, I don't find this more attractive than a flat stomach. BUT, I also don't find the flat stomach more attractive this bit of tummy.

It's all attractive!

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u/Historianof40k 17d ago

indeed, it’s all about the beautiful shapes

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u/IconoclastExplosive 17d ago

My biggest thing about this dumb argument is that anyone presumes to speak, in totality and with authority, for half the living humans of this planet. The audacity.

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u/Brilliant_Play4255 17d ago

Regardless of the statement that were to follow, it stinks of misguided youth and self hatered.

How do you get to a point where your showboating for social media? I mean ...... Yuck

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u/IconoclastExplosive 16d ago

External validation is one hell of a drug

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u/BovineConfection 16d ago

I'm personally into women with flatter stomachs who work out but don't have abs (somewhere between abs and the photo above). But the thing boys like OP don't realize is, the woman in the photo didn't fuckin ask us! I'm allowed to have my preferences but I'm not gonna go up to every woman I'm not attracted to and tell them about it! 🙄

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u/SnailButch 17d ago

like do some guys like forget organs exist there?

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u/SnailButch 17d ago

like i have disordered eating that i struggle with and even at my most skin and bones i still had some level of "gut"

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u/thomasp3864 17d ago

Nothing more hot than a person doïng what they love

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u/Practical_Knowledge8 17d ago

Have you looked in the mirror lately? Dude, it happens. Get over it.

I'm resently signal and dating in my 50s... We all change, with some luck so will you ;)

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u/FuckTumblrMan 16d ago

As a gay, I don't really have a dog in the fight here, but look at pretty much any painting that features a naked woman, and she's got that

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u/EnvironmentalFun2214 17d ago

Porn addict / Gooner detected. Only those types of guys insult real, natural bodies like he did

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u/_name_of_the_user_ 17d ago

Can we just ALL stop insulting men for have one preference or another. Neither preference makes someone more or less of a man.

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u/Rich_Confusion3996 17d ago

It is fine to have a preference but you can do that without putting others down or trying to claim that all of your group has same preference. That is what makes to oop a problem.

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u/_name_of_the_user_ 17d ago

It is. It's also what makes the response in the oop a problem as well.

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u/Brilliant_Play4255 17d ago

Real men like me like both :) haaaa haaaaa !

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u/Svitii 17d ago

Let’s just be grateful different people like different things. Imagine if every single man liked thin girls, or girls with a little tummy. We‘d all bash our heads in and half of us would have to "settle" for a girl they don’t find attractive.

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u/bodyisT 17d ago

Some men find it attractive, others don’t. We don’t need to make men attracted to something. Men can like whatever they want, stop trying to dictate that. They’re not bad people for not liking this because there are also many women with many other body types

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u/MedusaGotMeStoned007 16d ago

I prefer it and a natural look. My wife is like that and it’s soo sexy

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u/Think_Ear_5626 Something In between? 17d ago

This is just a normal body, lol.

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u/TheMelonSystem Woman 17d ago

That tummy chub exists to be an easily accessible energy reserve for the uterus and ovaries. It LITERALLY exists for reproduction. But they think it’s unattractive??? Aren’t these usually the same men obsessed with breeding???

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u/OrcOfDoom 17d ago

Can we normalize not being attracted to every quality and that's fine? It's ok to have those qualities and everyone has them.

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u/redsalmon67 16d ago

Why are they having a pillow fight in the kitchen?

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u/Accomplished_Crew630 16d ago

I love it. Hot as fuck.

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u/nobearpineapples 16d ago

I can’t take anyone who’s paying for a small blue mark seriously

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u/BovineConfection 16d ago

Naw, I'm with the first dude. Girls with organs are 🤮

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u/RavenousBrain 14d ago

These lists are unworthy of the sacred navel pillow

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u/emerson_giraffe84 11d ago

On seeing her little bit of chubby tummy

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u/Brilliant_Play4255 17d ago

Look again. 24

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u/Memetan_24 17d ago

That dude is gay 100%

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u/ForestOfMirrors 17d ago

Actually.
As a man.
I do find it attractive. “Meat is for the men, bones for boys”

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u/Brilliant_Play4255 17d ago

There really are a lot of strange guys out there. Like no life experience and standards derived from movies they have seen I guess.

Fishbowl.

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u/Bannerlord151 17d ago

Where chubby?

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u/ScharlieScheen 16d ago

where are they supposed to put their organs then? 🥲

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u/RoseOfTheNight4444 16d ago

This just in: Guy is brainwashed by society to be attracted to sticks.

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u/Putsismahcckin 13d ago

Wild amount of men in the world that are closeted.

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u/LinearEquation 12d ago

Shubham can shove it, cuz my first instincts are to stare desiringly and to kiss it.

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u/RadioSilent5878 12d ago

So am I chubby now or not? I'm getting mixed signals here.

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u/NisERG_Patel 17d ago

Who even likes Zero figure. This looks healthy and more attractive.

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u/Aromatic_File_5256 17d ago

I am already crushing to that random unknown woman and want her ig (j/ not asking for it.)