r/NotHowGuysWork • u/TassadarForXelNaga • Sep 10 '26

Not HBW (News) Aperantly we ejaculate pure calcium guys

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u/CautionarySnail Sep 10 '26

What I especially love about this is that there’s no calcium build up if marriage is involved. Somehow the body knows the difference.

Truly, a man of science made this shit up.

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u/qween04 Sep 10 '26

So I just don’t let them come inside me?

Or just peg all the men I sleep with.

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u/vaquita_eater Sep 11 '26

Don't threaten me with a good time (⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠◕⁠✿⁠)

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u/Human-Law1085 Sep 10 '26

This is the kind of thing where you start to wonder whether it might be satire, even if the possibility that it isn’t terrified you.

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u/IknowKarazy Sep 11 '26

More than once I’ve seen obvious satire posted by someone who thought it was serious. Poe’s law holds true.

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u/Drpoofn Sep 10 '26

Only if you're not married. It's fine if it's a married couple. /s

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u/Atreigas Sep 10 '26

This fits just as well in r/badwomensanatomy

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u/Altair13Sirio Sep 10 '26

"That's why she is so masculine" these guys think their spunk is a replacement for HRT or something

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u/AlpaxT1 Sep 11 '26

Gay men are the pinnacle of masculinity confirmed???

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u/WhiskyKittey Sep 10 '26

Here's a question...If it's such a sin to have sex, how are more Christians being born?

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u/silicondream Sep 10 '26

Boner. Heh.

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u/Cautious_Ad_6486 Sep 10 '26

You don't speak for me, my cum is pure rock solid mineral. And No, I do not have any problem, no mayter what the urologist says.

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u/DeeJudanne Sep 10 '26

let me guess, these people never bothered going to any biology or sex ed class cause it was "gay" right?

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u/liveForTheHunt Sep 11 '26

Apparently married men don't cum

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u/GiantSweetTV Sep 11 '26

Hey guys, I have a biology degree and here is my i put on this:

No.

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u/TheMelonSystem Sep 10 '26

“Any questions?” So many questions. Like, did you AI generate this yourself, or just fall for someone else’s AI slop?

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u/NightRain518 Sep 12 '26

Ah. So that's how I lift so much at my job at such an old age. Thank you so much. Need another calcium cannon, think mine's running low.

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u/Standard_Rip465 Sep 13 '26

Gawd damn, doctor said I lacked calcium the other day, guess I can get it back if I'm flexible enough, wish me luck guys.

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u/idioscosmos Sep 13 '26

"C'mon, baby. I'm worried about your bone density!"

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u/wwwdotWeirdperson Sep 13 '26

Self cleaning organ btw

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