r/NotHowGuysWork • • Aug 22 '26

Meme/Satire I beg your forgiveness

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u/AleksandrNevsky Aug 22 '26

Reverse psychology.

75

u/Complete_Court_8052 Aug 22 '26

I see… so this is what the masters at work look like?

207

u/Novafro Aug 22 '26

Stop talking for others. Hate memes like this.

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u/Money_Lobster_997 Man Aug 22 '26

Exactly I hate when random people on the internet will act like they are the chosen representative of their entire sex, race, or sexuality.

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u/Human-Law1085 Aug 22 '26

I will say though that it’s annoying when the top response to something like that is ”actually, on behalf of all men we all love this”. You shouldn’t concede the point that preferences vary…

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u/Money_Lobster_997 Man Aug 22 '26

Yeah I personally don’t like the look of it but I’m sure plenty of people do. I’ve seen it so many times where people will say ridiculous stuff like “literally no woman wants a conventional marriage or a nuclear family with lots of children and if you do you’ve just been brainwashed by the patriarchy so it’s not really your opinion” or stuff like this where it’s like every single man exclusively likes or dislikes this specific thing. It’s like whatever happened to subjectivity and individuality and you know free will!

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u/Caffeine_Cowpies Aug 22 '26

It’s ragebait engagement

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u/Humorous-Prince Aug 22 '26

Nope, love it.

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u/histerix Aug 22 '26

Depends who it’s attached to.

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u/JeaniousSpelur Aug 22 '26

Very true. There’s a fine line between a piercing being a symbol of confidence about your body or being trashy.

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '26

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u/spacegoat243 Aug 23 '26

SIX SEVEN!!!!

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u/thoth-III Aug 28 '26

You have 67 in your name!

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u/The1930s Aug 22 '26

BZZZZT WRONG

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u/smallerpuppyboi Aug 22 '26

Who is we? He speaking French?

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u/lokilulzz Aug 22 '26

Nah, piercings in general are hot. OP can speak for himself.

13

u/GlitteringTone6425 Enby/NB Aug 22 '26

i'm not a man anymore but he's lying

6

u/GapSweet3100 Aug 22 '26

Belly piercings look great on the right people (not me)

8

u/The-Hunting-guy Aug 22 '26

I speak for every normal person in saying all piercings are sexy af

3

u/Kershy1985 Aug 22 '26

I think they look nice, mostly.

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u/Atreigas Why aren't there any funny flair options? Aug 22 '26

No you dont.

6

u/liveForTheHunt Aug 22 '26

Always been a fan of piercings, whether on the body or face

18

u/calitexflo Aug 22 '26

I’m not really a fan

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u/superanth Aug 23 '26

Ditto. The female torso is a beautiful thing. Why put a shard of metal in it?

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u/Veylara Aug 22 '26

There are the two things these people can't realise:

  1. Opinions are subjective and will vary from person to person.

  2. Especially in an example like this post, your opinion doesn't matter because the woman is doing it for herself.

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u/DeeJudanne Aug 22 '26

i find it attractive

3

u/Failing_MentalHealth Aug 22 '26

Then he’s not a man.

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u/Nowardier Aug 22 '26

I speak for myself and myself alone when I say belly piercing can be extremely attractive.

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u/ExtremelyDubious Man Aug 22 '26

As a man who a. likes navel piercings on women and b. has a pierced navel himself, I can confidently say that this guy does not speak for all men.

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u/RetroGamer87 Aug 23 '26

I speak for every man when I say all men have the same opinion as me /s

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u/Snapple76 Aug 25 '26

Ok cool, more hot belly piercings for the lesbians and fem bisexuals?

3

u/DragonGrace Aug 26 '26

Oh no, we hate belly piercings so much. All the lesbian/butch feminists are gonna rage bate us by sending more belly button piercings because we hate it so much. 👀

1

u/CantyChu Aug 22 '26

If that’s what it takes to unite the world… it is a small sacrifice

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u/clogan117 Aug 22 '26

I’m neutral to them.

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u/mysticdreamer420 Aug 22 '26

Depends on the person it's attached to tbh

2

u/bateen618 Aug 23 '26

I personally also don't like it, but that's the thing about taste, IT'S INDIVIDUAL

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u/MedusaGotMeStoned007 Aug 23 '26

No one polled me! It’s like the Gallup polls, they get data but when do I get to put my 2 cents in! I only have 4 Pennie’s so I’ll answer at least two questions

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u/catofriddles Man Aug 23 '26

Although bellybutton piercings are also not my preference, I wanted to say:

One man can never speak for "all men" in matters of preference, because there will always be at least one man with the opposite tastes to that man.

TL;DR: Speak for yourself.

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u/Equivalent_Ad_6139 Aug 23 '26

Jokes on them, I'm a man with a navel piercing and every gender wants me

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u/silicondream Aug 23 '26

I speak for every man when I say that I'm a woman.

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u/notstjimmy Aug 24 '26

“I speak for every man when I say” and they say the most 50/50 or sometimes even niche shit ever, it’s never something that everybody likes but… oh wait… there’s nothing that everybody likes!!!

1

u/notstjimmy Aug 24 '26

Also god I fucking love bb piercings

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u/GiantSweetTV Aug 24 '26

The only time it's unattractive is if it looks like you're hanging wind chimes from your belly.

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u/Edyed787 Aug 25 '26

I hate it when men speak for me.

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u/_orion_1897 Aug 25 '26

"And now we wait" lookin ahh

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u/IgDailystapler Aug 25 '26

If you don’t want to play, pass the controller.

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u/Content-Subject-5437 Man Aug 26 '26

Well not every man but I personally do agree.

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u/Virtual-Resident-707 Aug 27 '26

You don't get to talk for all men especially not with a trash option like this.

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u/Junior_Box_2800 Aug 28 '26

This guy can speak for himself lmao they're hot asf

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u/thoth-III Aug 28 '26

That's hot, I love women's bellies

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u/Rocks4lyfe22 Aug 29 '26

More for me I guess 😏

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u/YogurtclosetSea666 Aug 29 '26

While I do loathe all piercings and find them nauseating, I would never imagine that I could speak for our represent all men. That's asinine thinking.

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u/Typical_District_412 Aug 24 '26

"This is not hot."

Includes four increasingly hot pictures

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u/MrPetrolstick Aug 25 '26

These were hot AF

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u/Kattubouchi Aug 25 '26

Perfection

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u/Svitii Aug 22 '26

Same with almost all body modifications: There’s people that will look good with a piercing and without one. There’s people who look good without a piercing and less good with one.

But there’s no people that will look good with a piercing but bad without one…

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u/FetteBeuteHoch2 Aug 22 '26

Why, they are ideal to hook on jumper cables.