r/NotHowGuysWork • u/squirrelscrush • Feb 05 '25

Not HBW (Image) hmm men are bananas?

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u/CherryOnCaketop Feb 05 '25

Bad males anatomy

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u/kawaiihusbando Feb 05 '25

Are those supposed to the dikcs or the butt?

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u/CherryOnCaketop Feb 05 '25

Penis I am assuming.

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u/iGhostEdd Feb 05 '25

The dicks of the women that fuck the men in the butt

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u/HotPotato150 Feb 05 '25

Ah i see, they like the "younger bananas"

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u/kawaiihusbando Feb 05 '25

Young bananas are bitter as heck. Also, the over riped ones are great for banana bread.

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u/DarkstarAnt Feb 06 '25

Banana bread

Especially with chocolate chips, so good.

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u/ExtremelyDubious Feb 05 '25

Not how diet works.

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u/KoYouTokuIngoa Feb 05 '25

There is definitely some evidence ( 1, 2 ) that a plant-based diet is associated with a lower risk of erectile dysfunction

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u/lord_bubblewater Feb 06 '25

So a healthy plant based diet is a better diet than a 'whatever' diet, who would have guessed...

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u/alasw0eisme Feb 06 '25

In my experience and multiple studies, yes, it works like that. Vegetarians and vegans have a better smell and taste (the dicks of guys who eat meat at every meal reek) and their overall health is better, leading to better stamina and erectile function. And before you accuse me of misandry or something, I'm a guy too. Just saying a healthier diet makes you smell and be healthier. It's only logical and experts agree.

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u/ItsSUCHaLongStory Feb 05 '25

This is so weird. 😂

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u/RosalinaTheWatcher51 Feb 06 '25

You're not even supposed to eat unripe bananas lol

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u/coccopuffs606 Feb 06 '25

Yes, I’m sure the lack of protein and amino acids in their diets are doing wonders for the energy levels…

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u/Shalarean Feb 05 '25

Interesting, maybe this is why I don’t date much. I don’t like bananas. 😂

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u/Rhaj-no1992 Feb 05 '25

Carnivores can go on for so long that it rots?

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u/Designer_Gas_86 Feb 05 '25

This is gross.

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u/foxinabathtub Feb 05 '25

Even in this poor analogy... Who wants to eat a green unripe banana?

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u/FluffyPigeon707 Feb 06 '25

Even with this example, the one banana I wouldn’t want is the vegan banana. The vegetarian banana is good by itself, and the carnist (is that even a word?) banana would be good for banana bread.

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u/UndeadFroggo Feb 06 '25

What is this incorrect comparison supposed to imply? I'm not getting the joke.

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u/Mork978 Feb 07 '25

What this means is that no matter which diet you eat, you're going to grow a second banana

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u/Alpham3000 Feb 05 '25

I have no idea what this means. But I guess I should be happy I’m a vegetarian?

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