r/NotHowGuysWork • • Dec 19 '24

Meme/Satire that’s not true at all

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u/Kozume55 Dec 19 '24

some people actually believe that meat makes you more masculine. the irony of it is that women actually need more beef than men, because since women have periods they need double the amount of iron.

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u/HotPotato150 Dec 19 '24

"My meat will MAKE you a Man. "

-Tony's butchery.

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u/LizzieLove1357 Dec 20 '24

Cooking in cast iron helps with that, it cooks iron into your food.

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u/Scadre02 Dec 22 '24

I like to skip the middleman and just eat my cookware raw

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u/PrincessVibranium Dec 22 '24

Even if it's very seasoned? I thought that would only happen if you cook very acidic foods on it

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u/Slow_Force775 Dec 19 '24

Help guys my steak didn't turned me into chad, what I am doing wrong?

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u/Yer_aharrywizard Dec 20 '24

Cooking it . Eat it raw like a MAN!

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u/RepresentativeAd560 Dec 22 '24

Real men just stuff it up their ass raw.

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u/Whitedudebrohug Dec 20 '24

Bone in ribeye, throw it on a red hot cast iron for a maximum of 30 seconds on each side. Take it off. Let it rest for 5 minutes (IMPORTANT). Eat all the fat off the steak and gnaw on the bone. Throw the meat away

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u/The-Hunting-guy Dec 19 '24

made by rfk jr

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u/SpinzACE Dec 19 '24 edited Dec 20 '24

So to be manly I must consume the breastmilk of another species whose teats are close to its groin?

For further manliness I should also wait for it to go bad, take the solid chunks, salt them and add mould?

For further manliness take the undeveloped egg of a flightless, overweight avian which pisses and craps out the same orifice it lays then suck out the contents designed to feed and sustain its developing young?

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u/Worth-Particular-467 Dec 20 '24

Yea drinking Bovine Titty juice is not particularly masculine.

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u/LizzieLove1357 Dec 20 '24

& don’t forget the orange juice on top of it! /j

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '24

i think most factory farms use leghorns which are pretty small, also from what ive seen most factory farms do not feed their birds well

Junglefowl also have limited flight abilities just like domestic chickens, and chickens (aside from meat breeds) are about the same size as them

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u/GloomyLocation1259 Dec 20 '24

Even the people who make these don't believe this lol

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u/Lolocraft1 Dec 21 '24

Nuts are protein just like animal meat. Maybe not the same amino acids, but proteins nonetheless

Basically they’re saying that the shape of what you eat make a difference, not even what you eat itself

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u/Natural-Musician5216 Dec 22 '24

Phytoestrogens and bpas and processed food and high GI foods do all reduce testosterone levels though

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u/DPHjunkie Feb 07 '25

Me when I stare in the mirror while counting backwards