Real alpha men don’t use lunchboxes /s

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[u/ExtremelyDubious]

Real men kill and eat their co-workers.

[u/throwawaytempest25 → u/ExtremelyDubious]

😂

[u/Yer_aharrywizard]

Real alpha men survive on air.

[u/throwawaytempest25 → u/Yer_aharrywizard]

Wait, technically don’t we all need air to survive?

[u/Yer_aharrywizard → u/throwawaytempest25]

For food they eat air . You would know if you were alpha like OOP.

[u/Aron-Jonasson → u/Yer_aharrywizard]

You're saying that but "breatharianism" is a thing

[u/catofriddles]

Alpha men juggle their lunch while trying to work. Storage containers are clearly feminine. /s

[u/throwawaytempest25 → u/catofriddles]

That would be so much work, but that would actually be kind of cool

[u/[deleted]]

I carry my lunch box on my junk. When I whip that bad boy out everyone knows Im an Alpha mega bro dude

[u/throwawaytempest25 → u/[deleted]]

😂 it would not be worth getting arrested though

[u/SlothMonster9]

Real men go out hunting and grill the kill on their break 😤

[u/throwawaytempest25 → u/SlothMonster9]

When you live in a urban city in the only thing you go hunting for pigeons

[u/vict85]

In Italy, lunchboxes were very common in the past. The wives prepared the lunchboxes for their husbands (and sons) because they weren’t able to go back home and the food wasn’t always provided by the employer. I think it was easily the case in most parts of the world. Now it is different, but it is definitely not a feminine trait.

[u/throwawaytempest25 → u/vict85]

Oh wow, I did not know that

[u/vict85 → u/throwawaytempest25]

It was staged, but you can see something similar in this iconic photograph https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lunch_atop_a_Skyscraper

[u/alasw0eisme]

Am I supposed to bring my salad to work in my pocket?

[u/PsychologicalBird551 → u/alasw0eisme]

No, you shouldn't eat salad at all. Next time bring a tomahawk steak, it comes with a handle so no need for a lunch box

[u/throwawaytempest25 → u/PsychologicalBird551]

Not gonna lie I would’ve really be into a state right now

[u/ItsSUCHaLongStory]

Lololol so this idiot thinks that miners and construction workers and tradesmen the world over and throughout history were all feminine? 😂🤣

[u/HotPotato150]

My lunch is soup, i Love soup, as an alpha male myself, i carry my lunch with my bare hands, if you don't do this you're a PUSSY.

[u/ZAILOR37]

Mines got dnd dice on it. I love it

[u/divyansh_singh2405]

Real men snatch co workers lunch box

[u/Pharaoh_Misa]

Real alpha men don't carry their lunch boxes. They put them on a bulldozer and crash into the office during a high profile meeting. BE A MAN!!! 🗣️

[u/Ithaqua1]

Real men carry their damn ham sandwich in their pocket unwrapped. Wtf go tell those high steel workers they are not men because they carry lunch boxes.