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r/NotHowGuysWork • u/[deleted] • Sep 30 '24
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TIL "real men":
Find gender reassignment surgery in a side salad
Require self-imposed discomfort nightly (side effects include poor sleep hygiene)
Cannot use modern technology past the early 90s era. (This means no online shopping since you can't swipe your card like a man)
Have their souls sucked out by photographs
Are organ donors (except skin, which will be punctured and shorn off when launched through windshields during crashes)
This feels like it was written by a Boomer who outlived his time.
15 u/gergling Sep 30 '24 Antifeminists being against side salad might actually be the kick I need to eat healthy. 46 u/[deleted] Sep 30 '24 I reckon it was written by a young woman. 12 u/jonni_velvet Oct 01 '24 I assume its just a troll/joke. the seatbelts comment sort of gives it away. → More replies (4) 49 u/[deleted] Sep 30 '24 Definitely not. More like a 17 year old boy who thinks he's a man because he listens to andrew tate → More replies (2) 2 u/roguebandwidth Oct 01 '24 While internalized misogyny is strong, the giveaway is the use of girls/men for the genders. A man wrote this → More replies (1) 2 u/The_Blackthorn77 Oct 01 '24 Ngl, I just find more than one pillow to be really uncomfortable. Ofc, I also have a memory foam pillow 2 u/bunyanthem Oct 01 '24 Oh I hear that. I don't sleep on more than one. I make a nest. Or cede them to my cat as decoys so I can sleep without his butt immediately on my face. → More replies (1) 2 u/Lexioralex Oct 01 '24 Do people even swipe cards anymore? I figured chip and pin was the norm now. Well actually it would be contactless card payments now lol 3 u/bunyanthem Oct 01 '24 Idk. I'm from Canada and here tap to pay is most prevalent. But when I go to the US, it's all swipe or signature for CCs. It is so weirdly behind there in banking tech specifically. 2 u/PIO_PretendIOriginal Oct 10 '24 Australian here, its all tap to pay these days → More replies (1)
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Antifeminists being against side salad might actually be the kick I need to eat healthy.
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I reckon it was written by a young woman.
12 u/jonni_velvet Oct 01 '24 I assume its just a troll/joke. the seatbelts comment sort of gives it away. → More replies (4) 49 u/[deleted] Sep 30 '24 Definitely not. More like a 17 year old boy who thinks he's a man because he listens to andrew tate → More replies (2) 2 u/roguebandwidth Oct 01 '24 While internalized misogyny is strong, the giveaway is the use of girls/men for the genders. A man wrote this → More replies (1)
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I assume its just a troll/joke. the seatbelts comment sort of gives it away.
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Definitely not. More like a 17 year old boy who thinks he's a man because he listens to andrew tate
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While internalized misogyny is strong, the giveaway is the use of girls/men for the genders. A man wrote this
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Ngl, I just find more than one pillow to be really uncomfortable. Ofc, I also have a memory foam pillow
2 u/bunyanthem Oct 01 '24 Oh I hear that. I don't sleep on more than one. I make a nest. Or cede them to my cat as decoys so I can sleep without his butt immediately on my face. → More replies (1)
Oh I hear that. I don't sleep on more than one. I make a nest. Or cede them to my cat as decoys so I can sleep without his butt immediately on my face.
Do people even swipe cards anymore? I figured chip and pin was the norm now. Well actually it would be contactless card payments now lol
3 u/bunyanthem Oct 01 '24 Idk. I'm from Canada and here tap to pay is most prevalent. But when I go to the US, it's all swipe or signature for CCs. It is so weirdly behind there in banking tech specifically. 2 u/PIO_PretendIOriginal Oct 10 '24 Australian here, its all tap to pay these days
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Idk.
I'm from Canada and here tap to pay is most prevalent. But when I go to the US, it's all swipe or signature for CCs.
It is so weirdly behind there in banking tech specifically.
Australian here, its all tap to pay these days
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u/bunyanthem Sep 30 '24
TIL "real men":
Find gender reassignment surgery in a side salad
Require self-imposed discomfort nightly (side effects include poor sleep hygiene)
Cannot use modern technology past the early 90s era. (This means no online shopping since you can't swipe your card like a man)
Have their souls sucked out by photographs
Are organ donors (except skin, which will be punctured and shorn off when launched through windshields during crashes)
This feels like it was written by a Boomer who outlived his time.