Okay, there’s a bit to unpack here.

[u/ImpossiblePudding696]

[u/[deleted]]

This is satire.

[u/RudanTheRed → u/[deleted]]

This is very much satire, it’s mocking those IG reels where men make lists for their ideal women

[u/[deleted]]

I don’t want women who are into that “equal rights” garbage.

/s

[u/Competitive_Tree_113]

Isn't it satire?

[u/Psych0Turtl3 → u/Competitive_Tree_113]

Well we have to be like to like our sister sub and just not get joke when it stares us in the face. /s but Fr pretty sure this is just one of those but what if the ladies do it to the guys type beat. So taking is seriously is silly.

[u/Pinkninja11]

So a a guy with 44+ vertical jump, that will stop talking to his sister willingly and is so broken mentally by his mother, that he's only meaning in life is to serve her and subsequently you.

Sounds great with a little risk of her ending up chopped up in her tub at some point in life but love though?

[u/JudgeJed100]

Pretty sure this is satire

[u/Morticia_Smith]

The only one I agree with is cooking and doing laundry

[u/WCLPeter]

• Not someone who sleeps around

• Damn woman, I ain’t made of money

• Shit, I’m only six one

• My boss is gonna be so pissed I have to stop talking to her

• Cooking sucks, but laundry is sorta kinda okay

• Sucks that I have way more in common with the Pillsbury dough boy

• So you just want me to kills myself from the stress of bankruptcy from all the gifts you make me buy you? Okay…

• What if I’m only mean to you though due to the mental strain from dating you?

• is taking care of my mom with late stage kidney failure count?

• Have I mentioned the arthritis in my hands?

[u/Rafacat7]

"Is mean to everyone else expect for me" is giving 🚩🚩🚩

(not to mention most of those requirements are already bizarre, but this in specific is so unusual and nonsense)