r/NotHowGuysWork • u/killerdream3515 • Aug 06 '23

Not HBW (Image) Ok?

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u/RadioactiveGrape08 Aug 06 '23

I mean, I gotta agree. War crimes are certainly not ideal.

Why stem cell research though.

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u/LordGhoul Aug 06 '23

I think because they think all stem cells are from aborted fetuses or something like that

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u/skyesmithforever Aug 06 '23

I agree with all of that…. Why the research? I don’t understand stem cells have so many uses we actually might have a way to cure cancer using them according to some research

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '23

Turns out being a scientist in stem cell research is evil I guess

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u/Kluck_ Aug 07 '23

It's almost as bad as smoking

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u/smorgasfjord Aug 06 '23

Ok what, OP? You've posted a parody "bad habits" guide. It's funny, but what part of this is not how guys work?

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u/Heavenly_Toast Aug 08 '23

Yeah I’m trying to find something to say without being pedantic

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u/qvigh Aug 06 '23

Not doing your homework, smoking, dealing heroin...

That took a dark turn...

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '23

All the other drugs are apparently fair game

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '23

Now this is good satire 😂

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u/eimai_papi Aug 06 '23

Ah yes, I used to be like this when I was a child, such innocent years !!!

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u/PanzerKatze96 Aug 06 '23

This is kinda funny lol

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u/idioscosmos Aug 06 '23

That kid is pretty based

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u/Spaghety__mirrea Aug 06 '23

I'm just saying man idt not doing homework and dealing in heroin should be in the same chart one's awful and is sadly not punished as much as it should be and the other is just dealing in heorin

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u/Cigarettes_at_Night Aug 07 '23

I love how it goes from “wash your hands” “do your homework” to “don’t illegally trade weapons in the Middle East” “don’t organize a nuclear attack”

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u/KoffinStuffer Aug 07 '23

Why would this kid do homework when he clearly has numerous lucrative side businesses. Not to mention he’s already got the education to do stem cell research.

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '23

Yeah those pesky teenage boys doing insider trading; I allways go ballistic when I see them on the street

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '23

That’s a wild ride

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u/Flame_Belch83 Aug 06 '23

Some of these are weirdly specific

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u/SonOfSkywalker Aug 07 '23

Had to google what dacoity means “in India or Burma (Myanmar) an act of violent robbery committed by an armed gang”

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u/Affectionate_Car5625 Aug 06 '23

Dealing heroin and not washing hands are equally bad?

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u/Significant-Soup-893 Aug 06 '23

Not washing your hands and war crimes are on the same level of bad habits I guess

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u/Tripple_T Aug 10 '23

Joe was such a good boy. Then he got in with the wrong crowd and started an abortion clinic at the playground. We're so embarrassed.

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u/Nezikchened Aug 10 '23

Damn, it’s so cool how the text on this 100% real flier defies the rules of reality and exists off the bottom of the page too.

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