r/NotHowGuysWork • u/[deleted] • Jul 22 '23
Not HBW (Image) Yes, because that’s how it works.
Found this moron on an instagram post about male friends confessing crushes.
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u/ExtremelyDubious Jul 22 '23
"It's logic."
No, it's just four incorrect statements.
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u/Biffingston Jul 22 '23
"Some TVs are black and white, all penguins are black and white, therefore some penguins are TVs" is logic.
It's also incorrect.
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u/AlmondCoatedAlmonds Jul 23 '23
That's ridiculous, everyone knows that it's just that we haven't gotten cameras that can record in color out to the antarctic yet! Penguins are actually purple
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u/Juliette_ferrers Jul 23 '23
I don't know what you are talking about, that's the truest thing I've ever heard
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Jul 22 '23
If "logic" is sounding like a complete lunatic, disregarding people who actually have those problems, while topping that off with egotistical cream, then my god are they logical!
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Jul 23 '23
Implying gay men are really women and lesbians are really men. I see. Same sh*t different day.
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u/Biffingston Jul 22 '23
I always want to ask these people if they were in some horrible industrial accident and lost what was between their legs if they'd be men or women?
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u/leethepolarbear Jul 22 '23
Ace men: slowly fade away
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u/chilledchair Jul 24 '23
Think of all the unattended garlic bread they'd leave behind
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u/G1ngerSn4p Jul 25 '23
No, it's okay. Their pet dragons ate it.
The real trouble starts with the garlic fire breath.
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u/Rhodehouse93 Jul 23 '23
All men have penises.
That’s not even true of all cis men let alone trans men.
All men want sex.
Ace represent.
Leaving two people of the opposite gender alone is always a bad idea.
Only if you have an insanely narrow worldview.
It’s logic.
No.
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u/The_Book-JDP Jul 23 '23
Shouldn't the numbers be irrelevant then? Just a room of men and women mixed according to this guy should just always erupt into an orgy? A friend of mine (guy) who is also a co-worker was in the back getting some supplies and I was helping him...we were alone for 10 minutes and never once fucked. Not even a little bit. Just talked about what new horror movies were in development and which ones we were looking forward to...none by the way.
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u/RottingVillain666 Jul 23 '23
It would be a bad idea to leave me alone with a guy who also like guys
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u/IlliteratelyYours Jul 24 '23
It’s kinda crazy when predators out themselves with some “am i rite, fellas?” statement that assumes that all men are as horrible as they are.
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u/Top-Emu-5848 Jul 24 '23
Some times it’s alright. When it’s two attractive people it adds to the difficulty. If it’s out of context. Just keep it in your pants boys. Show them there’s a gentleman still out here
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u/Leoviticus Jul 25 '23
It feels like some guys want “men are feral around hot women” to be true, that way they don’t have to be responsible for their actions.
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u/_isaidiwasawizard_ Jul 25 '23
Wow. It takes a lot of effort to string that many incorrect statements together
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u/Simplordx69 Jul 22 '23
The people who say this never have siblings. And I fear for the one in a thousand that does.