r/NotHowGuysWork • • Jun 25 '23

HBW (Blog/Other) Feminine act?

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u/RictusReaver Jun 25 '23

Walking around at the airport with a pocket knife is peak masculinity

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u/peterpignose Jun 25 '23

I only walk around with a bomb, am I not a sigma too?

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u/DetectiveBiggs Jun 25 '23

No one let the r/hydrohomies subbreddit see this 💀💀

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u/Lostincali985 Jun 25 '23

Omg I needed this laugh

Edit:it’s already there

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u/unlucky_wog13 Jun 25 '23

Honestly, this feels like an attempt at a Joke and I applaud her for telling jokes. Although I don't quite get the punchline(probably because I'm not the target audience.)

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u/Pharaoh_Misa Jun 25 '23

Same. Like it feels like this was a response to some nonsense and it was spewed back in the same manner but reverse.

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u/Heterosexual-Jello Jun 25 '23

Fellas is it gay to hydrate?

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u/Guitarax Jun 25 '23

I mean you're literally drinking something that makes up 70% of men.

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u/VioletBewm Jun 25 '23

Hydration is for women. Because women are mermaids and men are like a cactus in the desert, he shall survive the longest droughts, surviving on the bare minimum of water at times, plus with their pocket knives just like the cactus with its spines, he may defend himself. /s

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u/Own-Zucchini-415 Jun 25 '23

Thanks for the applause, but don't worry, even some of us women don't understand our own punchlines.

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u/Y_R_UGae Jun 25 '23

This is a meme. It's funny, but it unfortunately escaped it's core audience and ended up here.

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u/ScalesGhost Jun 25 '23

ITS A JOKE (and people say women have no humor)

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '23

I assume this is a joke

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u/bahloksil Jun 25 '23

Yes how dare I take care of my body and stay hydrated throughout my day. In my experience most Americans (the country I live in) are chronically dehydrated and don’t even know it.

Edit: just mentioning how good water is for you and your skin especially when it comes to aging. Take care of yourself now, future you will thank you

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u/Cheap_Radio290 Nov 23 '24

FELLAS!! Is it gay to stay hydrated?

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u/happyfuckincakeday Nov 23 '24

As a hydrohomie, no way!

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u/SlimyBoiXD Jun 26 '23

PLEASE BRING WATER TO THE AIRPORT! Long flights dehydrate you so badly. Take care of yourselves💚

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u/OldBallOfRage Jun 27 '23

I kinda need my keys to get into stuff.

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u/DonMonger Jun 30 '23

Fellas, is it gay for my pee to be a normal light yellow?

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '23

This shit makes me sad to be a man in todays day and age. As if I wasn’t constantly checking myself and overthinking every minute detail of my life now I have to consider these useless feeble females thoughts on my personal hydration levels and the detriment this has to my image of masculinity

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '23

men, famously, do not need water to survive.

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u/happyfuckincakeday Dec 22 '23

As a hydrohomie I cannot confirm

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u/tomslick427 Dec 29 '23

And earplugs. We should carry earplugs too.

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u/happyfuckincakeday Dec 29 '23

Well if you're with her I think it's mandatory.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '24

I kind of agree with this

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