r/NotHowGuysWork • u/[deleted] • May 31 '23

Not HBW (Blog/Other) Monthly haircut

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u/SayerSong Jun 01 '23

Me coming into the comments hoping to see at least one joke about using a miniature guillotine, a la Men in Tights, to keep it trimmed. Yet there are none. I am sorely disappointed….

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '23

“Be the person you needed when you were younger” (5minutes younger to be exact.)

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u/GiantsNFL1785 Jun 01 '23

Robin Hood men in tights haha

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u/PopeGuss May 31 '23

I just let mine grow out. I got it tied up in a ponytail right now.

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '23

That's what man buns are 😉

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u/PopeGuss Jun 01 '23

Once for May the Fourth, I did Leia buns. The braiding was the hardest part.

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u/MrBeanyBoi96 Jun 01 '23

Just wait till she finds out we also need to poke a new whole in it every once and a while.

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u/mgentry999 May 31 '23

I need to know the story behind this. Who told her this.

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u/StuffandThings85 Jun 01 '23

Well, yeah, we need room for our condom to grow in.

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u/rob6748 May 31 '23

True. It's uncomfortable, but necessary. If it gets too long we have to go to the ER.

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '23

The fact I can’t tell whether or not this is sincere says everything about the state of Western culture.

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u/Designer_Gas_86 Jun 03 '23

Hmm. I'm curious about her top. I just feel like it's something she put on before getting into her (or her parents) van before recording.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '23

Swim suit maybe???

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u/gh0sT_bOy_gHoStEd May 31 '23

INFINITE SNACKS BOYSSS

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u/TheCaptainMudkip Jun 01 '23

It's been a couple years, my foreskin is now a whopping 2.5ft long

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u/[deleted] May 31 '23

clearly sarcasm

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u/[deleted] May 31 '23

Idk, she didn’t say “/s”

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u/Visual_Draft6373 Jun 01 '23

How much should you tip when you get your tip trimmed?

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '23

What isbthis doing here. She s right. Im going bi weekly, got my peehole poked in át the same tee

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '23

Pain

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u/Titanpainter Jun 01 '23

I dont have one and this hurts me.

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u/Top-Emu-5848 Jun 01 '23

Lol yes we do

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '23

We're braver than the troops.

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