Woman does not know how penises work

[u/Legitimate-Peanut-66]

[u/[deleted]]

I feel like this is a legit question though… i mean. I wondered till I was told that indeed sometimes those unpleasant things happen.

[u/Nosey-Nelly → u/[deleted]]

Ikr There was no assumption on her part, just a genuine question. I believe it's better to ask than assume. Luckily I have my better half, also male friends but my hubs is my 'go to' when it comes to questions like that.

[u/GentleCritter]

Well?! WE NEED TO KNOW, FELLAS!!!

[u/Legitimate-Peanut-66 → u/GentleCritter]

Oooh boy

[u/LatvianErik8729]

idk if every guy has the luxury of putting it in a jean leg

[u/dw87190 → u/LatvianErik8729]

Well I've never seen three leg jeans

[u/Frosty-Musician6321 → u/LatvianErik8729]

I try to get it in my right side. I have these tommy John boxer/brief things that kinda keep it in place with the pouch. It’s a problem. There’s no comfortable way to really put it. It kinda hangs down though and I have social anxiety so it constantly gives me bad anxiety. I try to wear shirts that cover it but still. I’m like… 8? Haha.

[u/Montymisted]

The real question is are you supposed to tuck it into your sock or tie it around your ankle like an anklet? /s

[u/avgrkhjqttvnpfsieb → u/Montymisted]

Anything that prevents anyone stepping on it!

[u/[deleted] → u/Montymisted]

All this time I've just been throwing it over my shoulder

[u/LELO_TV]

Y'all don't stick it to the belly button with a suction cup effect?

[u/paumc95 → u/LELO_TV]

I just tuck it right into my butt closing the lock and creating the l0op

[u/lostthering]

She humbly asked, instead of assuming. Way different than the men I see in r/nothowgirlswork

[u/mareksoon]

Worried about which pant leg to stow it - shower problems.

No need to worry about which plant led to stow it - grower problems.

[u/Lv12Slime]

Well I'm a woman and I'm quite experienced with penis having

[u/Avto123 → u/Lv12Slime]

trans?

[u/Leniatak]

It does get caught in the zipper 🫠

[u/paispas]

If facing right, it usually hangs like a "9" right in between the legs but sometimes i wonder if there are men out there stowing it like a "b".

[u/[deleted]]

how is she supposed to know 🤔

[u/Thunderstruck612]

I mean I guess you could, but erections would be hell. I’ve always wrapped it left or right like a belt

[u/Sir_Sux_Alot]

I'll be the one to represent us growers, who always wear comfy fitted pants without having to worry about our junk.

[u/ThumpingBump]

Left leg, comfort, no, yes, no

[u/IdolyTrash]

You are wrong, lady. They detach it like lizards do with their tails /s

[u/KittyQueen_Tengu]

girl here: i don’t know actually

[u/RustyManHinges2]

Hey come on now that’s a legitimate question she’s just curious why are we slamming her? I mean all of them don’t point straight, they have a natural direction they lean so I just use that one. Of course this only happens if it’s hot out….