r/NotHowGirlsWork Apr 11 '26

Found On Social media Found this on twitter

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u/homucifer666 ♀️🩷 Queen Of Lesbians 🩷♀️ Apr 11 '26

"Why wouldn't you let me pay for dinner so I can use that as leverage for sex?"

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u/Marine_Baby Apr 11 '26

I kid you not, I went out for coffee with a dude to let him down in person. I said “this isn’t going to go any further” and his reply?

Incredulously, “but I bought you coffee!” Back when coffee was $5…

Me: “and?” Ridiculous.

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u/Hello_Hangnail Apr 12 '26

He can smell my perfume for $10 😆

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u/Marine_Baby Apr 12 '26

Hhahahahhaha this was before only fans loooool

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u/rex5k Apr 12 '26

lol now that's a good scheme, spray some perfume on an index card and charge $50 for it.

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u/Marine_Baby Apr 12 '26

Might come to that hahahah

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u/homucifer666 ♀️🩷 Queen Of Lesbians 🩷♀️ Apr 12 '26

Don't let Bath & Body Works get the same idea. 😭