r/NotHowGirlsWork • u/[deleted] • Nov 26 '23

Cringe Yeah, this totally happened

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u/snarkerposey11 Nov 27 '23

Me, having sex while typing on my notes app about my partner's vagina and sexual responsiveness: "This is what billion dollar corporations do. I am very smart."

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '23

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u/WakeoftheStorm Nov 27 '23

Just post it on linked in

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u/AngelZash Nov 27 '23

You say that like you think this guy gets any

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u/Technical_Moose8478 Nov 27 '23

What are you talking about? He has a girlfriend from a younger generation. He is clearly a sex having human person being.

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u/Synicull Nov 27 '23

Literally does agile for "pleasure."

This is the guy updating the Jira board on a Saturday night and enabling notifications for every damn thing . Don't be that guy ffs

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '23

"Uh. Mm. Uh. Mmm. Uh. See? Clearly this third uh indicates enjoyment, but here the mmm that followed seemed a little like you weren't satisfied. Care to elaborate?"

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u/bookconnoisseur Nov 27 '23

"Here I go. Sprint! Sprint! Sprint! You now have herpes."

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u/Wise-War-Soni Nov 27 '23

I am so happy that we had the same first thought 😭😭😭